Friday, April 27, 2007
Cheating Man Meat Alert!
Martinez was snapped at LAX...blah blah blah. MAN MEAT! Enough said!
Alright, Alright, We Get It...You're Getting Back In Shape BritBrit
You know it's time to get you some new fishnets when the crotch is ripping out of the ones you are wearing! Just put some clothes on already...and burn the boots. PRONTO.
Britney Spears was seen leaving the Millenium Dance Studios yesterday (April 26) with sons Sean Preston (toddler) and little guy Jayden James (in the car seat).
Hey JLo, the make up industry called to say you don't need to use ALL PRODUCTS at once dear
Oh, in case you wondered, JLo and Mr. JLo were snapped at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party...'cause these self-centered rich biotches need to hear how wonderful they are even more than they already do. *sigh*
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Lindsay Lohan was there and was kind enough to provide a home for all the stray birds with that dayum hair style of hers...
Gorgeous Ali Lart from "Heroes" was there looking gorgeous! If I hear one more idiot say she needs a boob job - I'll cut 'em.
Carmen Electra was there 'cause there isn't an event she won't go to. Hey, can't hate her - publicity is everything...
Would ya looky here...Paris(ite) Hilton was also there. And look, her mouth is opening...must be a penis approaching...
Duff In the Buff
Love seeing celebs without all the make-up and hair. Reality based photos. Nice...we simpletons thank thee.
More Vanity Fair 2007 Tribeca Party
It's nice when I get to post adult pics in between dayum Lohan-Spears-blahblahblah-useless pics. HOORAY!
SMG Looks Hot!
So much for those pregnancy rumors huh Michelle? You look awesome and I usually cannot stand people who look like mice. Loving the dark hair.
Freddy Rodriguez and Sarah Michelle Gellar...
Original Ricci
Ricci starts filming "Speed Racer" in Berlin in June. Co-stars include Susan Sarandon, John Goodman & Matthew Fox.
Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?
Good to see her with some take out food. Let's just hope she keeps it down. LOVE YOU AMY!
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With A Rebel Yell
While I don't like it, he surely pulls it off better than Brad Pitt or Robbie Williams. Billy Idol still rocks it the best though.
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Someone's Asking For a Whoopin'
Police told TMZ this woman, Marcia Valentine, "attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes" but Jesse "I called President Bush a d*Ckhead" James was able to stay out of the way. Bullock reportedly watched the whole thing unfold. How can you not love someone who calls Bush what he is?!
Valentine also "laid in the driveway and wouldn't move" before fleeing. A manhunt by Orange County Sheriffs located the woman early Monday morning and took her into custody.
I'll cut the biotch who tries to hurt this awesome couple! OK, I won't really cut her...I hate violence...but I'll curse her to hell and will throw down if necessary.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
'Cause She Deserves a Break Today & Every Day...
She was probably trying to build strength for yet another night out...
LaLohan attended the Armani Exchange sunglasses launch party later that evening. Oops, Paris Hilton was there too. Too bad we've received no word of a cat fight. Nicole Richie must've played mediator...or Lindsay was googoo eyed and focused on her rumored lesbian lover DJ Sam Ronson - who was spinning the vinyl for the festivities.
"Glowing, Glowing, Gone!"
Click here to see a good mound pic (along with Phinnaeus & Hazel) and to read about her eco-friendly home conversion.
Gotta love a woman who doesn't mind smelling like french fries!
Musical Chicas
These were snapped as she tanned and shopped in Santa Monica. WTF are her kids? How about some Mommy-n-Me time? They are that young for long. Before she knows it, they'll have their own drug, alcohol & rehab problems to blame her for.
Kelly Clarkson was photographed at in the press room of "American Idol Gives Back" last night (April 25)...(big pic and then thumbnail next to the Brit pics).
These Avril Lavigne pics are standard size. She was snapped pimpin' her album in Tokyo. Um, nice outfit?