Does this surprise anyone?

We all know Pamela Anderson is a class act, but this makes her even classier. The classiest of classy ladies. For realzies.

Pam and Kid Rock were together last year and were married for a record of 4 months (that's not a record? My bad.). Apparently she was pissed that Kid wouldn't visit her on the set of her movie filming in Vancouver and she told him she had just had a miscarriage. SEE! Class personifide!

“She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James,” the 36-year-old rapper says.

“I’m like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, `You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’” Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.”

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. “When I get there, she’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, `That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’”

Don't get me wrong, Kid is Mr. Classy himself - but this realllllly takes the cake. Cake laced in crack if you ask me.

Poverty Makes Portman Manic

It cracks me up when a moment is captured on film and it makes someone look crazy. All of us know Ms. Natalie Portman isn't crazy or manic (right?) so there's no harm in making fun of her here.

I do, however, support her activism 150%. Compassion and action are to be commended. The world needs more of it really.

Portman spoke at Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA, on Tuesday in support of the Campaign Against Global Poverty. Smart, gorgeous, talented AND active in global issues? Natalie Portman RULES!

It's Upchucker, Bitches!I keed, I keed. ; )

I am in love with that top photo of actress Keri Russell with her son River Russell Deary - look at how he's holding onto her hand...I'm such a sucker.

Anyhow, that's how I imagine my life: Walking around NYC with my little one(s) along as my partner(s) in crime. Maybe we won't be walking around NYC every day but we'll definitely make out mark.

P.S. I know I've been out of commission for almost two weeks but I'm sort of back and I missed you kids!

Super glad I didn't have to blog about all of the Britney Spears drama but it is a really sad and pathetic situation. I'll post here and there about her but I don't want to encourage such obnoxious and reckless behavior.

Thank you to everyone who left a comment wishing me well and telling me they missed me. I feel loved. And thank you to everyone who keeps checking in despite my lack of posts! You rock!