Aniston=Best PG-13 Nude Scene...Hayek=Best Breasts

Did any of you know there was an Annual Anatomy Awards? I sure didn't.

Nevertheless, Jennifer Aniston won the award for Best PG-13 Nude Scene for her "bum shot" in 2006's The Break-Up. Salma Hayek won Best Breasts for her booby flashing in Ask The Dust...Ask The Dust? Missed that one. I suppose hubby will want to rent it now.
Over my dead body 2nd place boobies. Buwahhhhhhh!

Jessica Biel Too Hung for Stella

Page Six heard hat Ms. JT's Fling had to walk out of Stella McCartney's show at Paris Fashion Week because she was so hung over from the Mario Testino party the night before. Aww, poor baby. Should've used Chaser...rookie.

She did, however, manage to make it to the Chanel show today - Friday - as pictured above. Here's another Biel in Paris outfit:

Pam Anderson Back to TV

We haven't seen Pamela Anderson on TV since "Stacked" (did that show really exist?) but apparently she still has "It" and by "It" I mean the blond-boobs-skinny triple threat.

Page Six is reporting she has joined forces again with the "Baywatch" producers for another "fantasy-based drama" that is set to take place at a Malibu beach club. It doesn't yet have a title but is set to begin taping in the spring.

This totally shocks me for a few reasons: 1) Chica looks ROUGH. She's not the beer girl she once was. 2) Her shows suck...How many more reasons do you need?

Angelina Adopting Again!

(Five Jolie-Pitts soon to become six.)

Vietnam's top adoption official Vu Duc Long said today that a U.S. adoption agency representing Angelina Jolie, 31, filed the necessary paperwork this week to adopt a Vietnamese child.

Interestingly, she applied as a single parent.-- "This is a clear contradiction of Vietnamese law, and such situations would not be allowed for other couples," international adoption advocate Tatiana Beams tells Page Six. "Most co-habitating couples who try to adopt as a single parent are either turned away from agencies or face difficulties." Are officials turning a blind eye because she is a celebrity?

Angelina and partner Brad Pitt, 43, were seen cruising around Ho Chi Minh City last Thanksgiving and they visited the Tam Binh orphanage on the outskirts of the city. The director of the orphanage, Nguyen Van Trung, declined to comment but did say that he is awaiting the paperwork from the International Adoption Agency.

MANNNNNN, I thought I told them to slow down and enjoy the children they have before they throw another one into the mix! I suppose it is understandable that they would want to "rescue" as many chirrens as possible - I just think the current chirrens, Maddox 5, Zahara 2 & "blob" Shiloh 9 months, will be missing out again on all important time with the "rents"...*sigh*

Arctic Monkeys Best at NME Awards in London

The award show was held last night in London. Arctic Monkeys won Best Album and Best Music dvd for Scrummy Man. * My Chemical Romance won Best International Band. The Killers won Best Video for Bones. As noted in the Lily Allen post - Lily was voted Worst Dressed and skanky Kate Moss voted Sexiest Female. Yeah, 'cause they like their females drunk, drugged, & screwing Slobherty (Pete Doherty).

Anna Nicole Smith's Funeral

** UPDATE 1: Anna's estranged mom Vergie Arthur filed a petition in a Bahamas courtroom asking to halt the funeral! WTF? This woman is asking to be shot! The funeral procession had already begun and had to stop along the road until the court issued a decision!

*** UPDATE 2: The judge denied Vergie's petition...funeral underway. PHEW!

(One of the hearses under police escort on journey "home" to Bahamas.)

(Country music singer Joe Nichols)

Country music star Joe Nichols has been asked by Howard K. Stern to sing graveside at Anna Nicole Smith's funeral this morning. The two met in 2005 backstage at he Grand Ole Opry in Nashville. He will sing ANS'a favorite song Wings of a Dove and I'll Wait For You. Reports are that Smith will be buried in a pink POL' ATTEU gown. and parts of the remains of her late husband J. HOWARD MARSHALL, who died in 1995, will be placed in the casket with her.

In other Anna news: Her son's father (son, 20, died September 10, 2006) has filed a petition to have Daniel Smith exhumed and reburied in Texas. You know someone's putting him up to this. He wasn't a part of the kids life when he was alive...this is a fraud.

Brad & Shiloh

Don't have to say a thing with these pics. They are so damn cute and he is so in love!

I just want to gobble them both up...wait, I'm still pissed at him. Alright, alright...I'm over it. Click to enlarge...

Kathy Griffin & Nick Carter?

Is it just me or do these two look ridiculous together?! Nick actually looks like he showered...and he doesn't look drunk. Word is that they may be filming a reality show together right now.