Greasy Bear Davis Ruined Paris's BDay

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The New York Daily News is reporting that Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was his usual nasty self at Parisites birthday dinner at Prime Grill in Hollywood Saturday night.

The only stars (term used very loosely; see photo) she could get to show up were Courtney Love, Nicole Richie, Joel Madden & Paula Abdul...wait, Paula Abdul? WTF?!

Anyhow, NYDN reports as follows:

But around 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. "He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul," says a guest. "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, 'Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.

"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, 'Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing "Happy Birthday," made an early exit.

Davis then turned his dim beams on Love. "He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist," says a witness. "Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, 'I want to squirt on you.' He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen."

It didn't stop there. "He was knocking over glasses and candles on the table," says a source. "Paris was crying to her mother, 'This is not my fault!'"

I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!

2 NASTIES HAVING A SH*TTEOUS TIME!

Now, if someone would just smack her again and really leave a mark -- my day would be complete.