Bits O' Upchuck

* Winehouse needs to say, "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah" to rehab: The mega-alcoholic Amy Winehouse cancelled yet another show. This time in L.A. at Spaceland after bailing on a show last Saturday at South By Southwest which, itself, followed several cancellations in London. DUMBASS needs help. This sh*t 'aint cool.

* We haven't seen pics of Britney Spears leaving rehab because they were reportedly trucked into tailing a look-alike to an AA meeting in L.A. from the rehab facility - at which point Britney headed home. Smooooooooth. Either she's getting smarter or is surrounding herself with smarter people. I'm going with the later.

* Julia Roberts is converting her $20 million Malibu home into an eco-friendly place running on solar-power. It will be built using "sustainable managed forests" and the bathrooms will use recycled tiles. Eventually she plans to move from a hybrid car to something that runs on vegetable oil 'cause she thinks "it's a small price to pay to smell like a French fry." -- I knew I loved this kid.

* Wood Harrelson's father died last Thursday...in prison...of a heart attack. Charles Harrelson was serving two life sentences in Colorado's high-security Supermax prison for the 1979 murder of a federal judge. That was not his first killing either. Upchuck asks: Why don't more murderers die sooner and why do men named Charles suck?

Desperate Housewives pretty-boy gardener, Jesse Metcalfe, has been on a bender for at least a week now - drinking (& whatever else) into the morning for consecutive days, causing trouble at hotels, etc., bleaching his dark brown hair...and now word is that he has checked into rehab at an "undiclosed facility."...'Cause it's the thing to do these days. Nah, hopefully he gets the help he seems to need.