Dear Ms. Tyra,

Hello love. First, let me tell you how wonderful your confidence and self-esteem are. You are a breath of fresh air in the climate of superficiality. However, there is nothing wrong with a work out here and there - it's great for your heart, mind and yes, your body.

This outfit brings attention to the business of your thigh cheese. We all have it, sure, but yours is in the front and, like I said earlier, you're driving attention to it with the shorts/boots combo. I'd like to see some shape and definition in your long and lovely gams.

Love always,

Celebrity Upchuck™



AND oh lordy...don't even get me started on Ms. Tischa Campbell...WTF?!