Every Gay Star Needs a Beard

Before Jesse Metcalf, Mr. Desperate Housewives Gardner, checked into rehab, he did this photo shoot for Ok! magazine with his lovely beard girlfriend - Nadine Coyle, of the Brit girl band Girls Aloud.

Seriously, does anyone doubt this guy is hiding something? Really, 'cause I'd like to know. No joke. I wish we lived in a world where people didn't have to hide who they really are. It must be a really sad existence.