Jenna & Janice Starring in "WTF?!"

These two, Jenna Jameson and Janice Dickinson, are walking billboards for what not to do to yourself: 1) Don't starve yourself. 2) Don't do hard drugs. & 3) Stay away from excessive plastic surgery.

The pics were snapped at the LA Fashion Week Ed Hardy show Monday, March 19 ('07). Sorry, I think Hardy makes some really ugly sh*t and Janice reportedly told the media covering the event that his t-shirts "are worth $5 ... it only cost them $5 to make in China," but added they may be worth money in twenty years. She also reportedly took a seat other than her assigned one because it was closer to the press - then refused to move: "I'm not moving for anyone, I don't care who it is," until Smashbox Studio's founder, David Factor, reprimanded her himself.

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