Lohan Allegedly Gives RazziMuch Deserved Hit

Earlier I posted a bit about Lily Allen striking out at the razzi but it looks like she has been one-upped by newly blond LaLohan.

Lindsay, 20, is still in NYC and is now being accused of striking a photog with her BMW. According to onlookers, Lohan rolled her BMW forward (they called it "towards the lensman" but you know that fool was begging for this) and the photog then fell to the ground saying he had been run over. The idiot began to writhe about on the street, LaLohan accused him of "faking it", then she left in another car driven by a bodyguard.

The photog showed up at St. Luke's hospital with the extent of his fake injuries unknown. Lohan was initially allowed to leave but was later called back to the scene to give her statement.

DUDE IS A FAKER - AN OPPORTUNIST - HE SHOULD BE RUN OVER FOR REALZIES. As I have said before: There is "taking several pics and getting out of the way" and then there is "stalking and being an arse"...this dude was clearly the later. You don't stand in front of a car trying to leave!

Better News for Lindsay (or not): Daddy Michael found his Monopoly "Get out of jail free" card and will be released from said jail - today. Family reunion to be held at Hooters where you get chicken wings, boobs & beer. I love family reunions.