Martha Stewart's So Vain

I've learned a lot from Martha but she is so damn vain and self-important. Wait a sec, did I get those from her too?!

During the Tuesday shaping of her show she spotted the courtroom sketch artist who had sketched Martha during her 2002-2004 insider trading trial. According to Page Six, Martha pointed to the woman and exclaimed, " I know you!" Then declared, "She's the bad artist who did all those terrible sketches of me" - and she actually told her to stand up."

The woman responded by lying and telling Martha, "Martha, you get prettier every day."