Today's Not Surprising News: Kate Moss Too Trashed to Present NME Award

Kate Moss was supposed to present a band Primal Scream with the "Godlike Genius" gong at the Shockwave NME awards in London last night, however, chica was too trashed to do so. When handlers went looking for her before she was due to present, they found her "in the toilets looking absolutely slaughtered."

She had been seen and heard earlier fighting with junky boyfriend Pete Doherty. Pete had even been intercepted by bouncers after he "picked up a spoon off the table and went towards the toilets." ** Someone wanted to cook some drugs didn't he! ** Additionally, the NME site reports they had actually been asked to leave - "Later they were both caught in a dark alleyway at the back of the building. So we got their own security guards to put them in a car and take them home." ** Mick Jones of Clash fame had to step in and do the honors.**

~ Would these two just get on with it and either get clean or o.d. Poor Moss's little girl...Oh, and I forgot to mention that earlier in the day Kate had been voted Sexiest Female. Wow, great taste people - great taste. ~ Click the thumbnail below to see Slobherty feed the penguins weed. What an idiotic a**hole.