Who Knew Robots Could Get Drunk?

You mean, my David can look ugly? I had no idea! Victoria looks just plain wrecked! -- The two hung out with P.Dummy (Sean Combs - P.Diddy) last night in London and hit up Nobu Berkeley for dinner (Posh had a pea) then headed over to Autmotat Bar where Posh proceeded to drink, I mean, take a sip of Crystal then fell on the floor. You know it takes nothing to get that girl drunk.

Oh goodness me - those damn boobs and that belt. Push-up bras make me feel like I'm really putting "my girls" out there - yet Robot Spice is always shoving hers in out face. I mean, come on, do you really need to emphasize your tiny waist and torpedo boobs?

[source: Daily Mail UK]