Winehouse's Liver Will Quit on Her Before She Quits the Booze

Supposedly sober Kelly Osbourne and notoriously drunk Amy Winehouse were snapped as Winehouse practically fell out of a cab after the two partied at Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood Wednesday night (March 21 '07).

Winehouse was part of this morning's Bits of Upchuck in which I noted she cancelled her Wednesday night show in LA at Spaceland. Now word comes that she has been cancelling shows because she is so heartbroken over her split from Alex Jones-Donelly (a chef). -- Unable to perform but able to go out and party all night? B*tch.

"Normally she would take time out to wallow like most normal young girls, but she's just been on the road performing and doing interviews non-stop. She's exhausted and miserable. She doesn't feel she can give the audience her best while she feels this sad."

Yeah, note to Amy: Spending your days and nights drunk will not help you get over someone. You have to sober up and deal with the emotions. Say yes to rehab you foolio. You look wrecked.