Friday, April 13, 2007

Ashlee & Eyeliner/Tight Jeans Boy

Ashlee Simpson and her ugly boyfriend with horrible jeans, Pete Wentz, flew out of LAX yesterday and headed to NYC - hopefully not just for a the opening of nightclub "Runway."

The couple is staying at the Ritz-Carlton so be sure to wait outside to get your autographs...wait, can Pete write while wearing those jeans? Don't they cut off circulation to all appendages?

Blech, I can't imagine letting that guy stick his peepee in me.
*body shudders uncontrollably*


1 comment:

  1. we roleld up as they were rolling up the red carpet.
    we missed her.
    nice club tho.
    dj juske smashed it
    8 to 1 girl to guy ratio.

    will be hot until september.

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