KFed-Ex's Final Take

In case you hadn't heard what he is reportedly ending up with after two years of mooching hard work:

* A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.

* Half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.

* $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.

* Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage. He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage

Word is that Britney was ready to work on things. During the five hour settlement meeting the two took a smoke break and had a chat: “Do you really want to do this?” Spears asked K-Fed as the two met to discuss final details of their divorce. K-Fed said yes, and Spears allegedly replied, "You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies,”(that I can't wait to spend a couple of hours with each day -3 days a week). -- Who the hell could possibly know this? Think someone's ratting?

Apparently KFed-Ex led Spears to believe that the two would get together after she got out of rehab because he thought it would encourage her to stay in the treatment center.