Wednesday, April 4, 2007

STOP THE PRESS!
Jessica Alba Is Smiling!

...and it was caught on film Monday!

...and *GASP* there are actually two shots of her smiling. What could be the cause of Jessica Alba's smiles?

Could it be that she had just eaten breakfast in Hollywood (I use the term "eaten" loosely - you know she ate a sliver of kiwi) - or maybe she got a great deal on those hideous shoes with chain rope detail the size of a large intestine - or maybe, oh shite, who really cares.

I'm off to get some kiwi!



3 comments:

  1. I was starting to believe she was incapable of smiling! LOL

    Why does she always seem so miserable?

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  2. I'm shocked!

    She'd surely smile more if she would eat. She's way to skinny these days.

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  3. Hate to say it but she really seems like a bitch!

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