Tom Thinks Katie Sucks As a Mom

GET OUT NOW KATIE HOLMES! GET OUT NOW!!! Us Weekly is reporting Tom has ordered Katie to attend "mommy classes" taught by Scientologists that a Scientology source calls "parenting classes."

They've only been together two years now and married about four months, but Tom Cruise appears to still have a strangle hold on Katie's life. She has had a Scientology "minder" since the two began dating to "make sure that nothing is said or done that would be critical of the church."

Several of Tom's family members live with the couple and it appears their "staff" also consists of Scientology believers leaving Katie with very little exposure to "outsiders"...Victoria Beckham being one link.

Seriously, this couple is not going to make it because marriages in which one person controls absolutely everything just don't work. GET OUT KATIE - WHILE YOU'RE YOUNG!