Dina Lohan Should Be Fried

I cannot stand Dina Lohan - the dayum enabling mother of Lindsay Lohan and "The White Oprah" as she told Star magazine back in August of 2006.

Now she's saying she never said that. She just told Us Weekly, "I've read all these things, like, I said I'm the white Oprah. I've never said that in my entire life! It's completely ridiculous."

Realllllly? Here's what she told Star mag back in 2006: "I love to talk. Lindsay [ Lohan]'s friends call me 'The White Oprah' because they all come to me with their problems." Page Six confirmed with the article's writer that he quoted Lohan accurately.

She's a liar and an enabler hungry for her daughter's celebrity. She sucks donkey balls. Officially.