She Hassled the Hoff and Lost

Hasselhoff and Bach in supposedly happier times.

David Hasselhoff, despite his long history of alcoholism and the video showing him blitzed, on the floor, munching a burger slob style, has won custody of his two daughters with estranged wife Pamela Bach.

TMZ is reporting "The Hoff" won primary physical and sole legal custody. You've done something seriously wrong numerous times to lose custody to Hasselhoff. Seriously.

Bach is represented by Larry Birkhead's (of Anna Nicole - Dannielynn Hope Smith) fame) ex-attorney, Debra Opri. Bad idea if you ask me. She gouge your face faster than Trump at a hairspray sale.

Hasselhoff and daughters in 2005.