Today's Lesson: How to Be a Lady by P!nk

DISCLAIMER: Please do not mistake this lesson for the Britney Spears lesson on "How to Be a Hooker Behave Your Age."

We're focusing on P!nks lesson today:

First, wear fishnets with a glittery mini dress and proceed to sit on a stool with your legs wide open. Awww, you're on your way to being a lady!

Next, stand up and shout, "I'm a phucking lady(!)" while standing with your legs totally spread apart.

Stick with me girls - you're almost there!

Now, kneel/squat down to the floor being sure to "hide your vajayjay" with the leg closest to the audience.

THERE! You too are a rockin' lady!

I'm a huge fan of P!nk so I'm just playing. Can't wait to see her live! -- These shots were taken at the Malahide Castle in Dublin, Ireland, on Saturday.