Anna Kournikova with some horrendous posture in NYC on 3/1; Jennifer Hawkins Ms. Australia & Ms. Universe 2004 at show in Australia...She's gorgeous!
Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner leaving Mr. Chow's in LA 3/1; LaLohan *sheer madness* at Les Deux in Hollywood on 2/28...
Isn't she only, what, 15 yrs old? Everyone is in Paris (France not Hilton) right now for Fashion Week and the Moore-Kutcher + chirrens klan is no exception. The group attended a party for Mario Testino's new book Let Me In! -- Ashton and Demi are on the cover. But what's up with letting Scout drink? We all know that's not apple cider in her glass. Way to go Demi, Bruce & Ashton. We've already heard about Rumor's "many bathroom visits" at Hollywood nightclubs.
The US Comedy Arts Festival is currently underway in Aspen, Co, and Stephen Colbert was named the Festival's Person of the Year! This made me laugh out loud...heeee makes me laugh out loud...and I don't even smoke pot...anymore. Don't republicans say that only stoners watch The Daily Show with John Stewart and the Colbert Report with Stephen? Wrong again repubs.
Last time I checked I believe Slater was hanging with crazy Sharon Stone. He was snapped arriving at the Royal Court Theatre with a mystery blond later identified as Imogen Lloyd Webber - Andrew Lloyd Webber's daughter.
Is Brittany Murphy engaged, getting engaged again, or already married? Can't find any info on her getting married. This dude looks like he can only be a sugar daddy 'cause I get the heebeejeebees looking at him with her. Murphy and "Creepy Dude" were snapped checking out rings at David Yurman's. -- This would be her 3rd engagement or first marraige. Her first engagement was to talent manager Jefff Kwatinetz in 2004 - that ended - and she became engaged to Joe Macaluso in December 2005 but that ended last August. -- Click to enlarge the one of them facing forward...has she gone Lara Flynn-Boyle on us with her lips?! And what's with the stain near her va-jay-jay?!
Ok, I'll give it to her that she looks better lately now that she has gained a few pounds but the above painting from Gallery of the Absurd still rings true. Nicole was rushed from the set of the Simple Life to a nearby hospital after she fell ill and an on-set doctor examined her and determined she needed to go to the hospital. Reports are that she received IV fluids for 15 minutes then went home. Her rep said the following: "Nicole is home resting and will return to work this evening," her rep said in a statement. "We are proud of the weight that Nicole is gaining and her focus on her health."
Uma attended the 5th Anniversary Women of Discovery Awards in NYC earlier this week. She looks tired and distracted - like her head is somewhere else. Understandable, awards shows must get old. 
Don't know who he is bet he looks to be quite helpful. Sienna remembered to bring the most helpful accessory when shopping about London - a bag carrier. Like most pics on Celebrity Upchuck™ you can click to enlarge. Check out some of Sienna's most recent "foot in mouth" moments - yowza!: 
Since news spread that Brit may be dealing with some postpartum depression and she might be reading Brooke Shields's book on the subject "Down Came the Rain: My Journey Through Postpartum Depression" - Brooke told Access Hollywood:
Pics of Brad Pitt lovin' a layyy-dayyy on the set of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" in which Brad plays a 50-yr-old man who ages backwards. They are currently filming in New Orleans. Splash News says he's kissing Julia Ormond but it doesn't look like her - at least not to my untrained eye.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will induct it's latest honorees on March 12. Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones and Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam will reportedly help with the induction honors.
Cameron has looked quite happy since her split with Justin Timberlake. That or else she's putting on a brave face...or it could be the ganja! Cam's pictured here leaving her LA gym Wednesday.
I give Tara props for really trying to clean up. She looks pretty here...except that left foot/shoe combo looks funky to me for some reason. Maybe my eyes are just fatigued. Ms. Drunky definitely looks better then some of her past pics. To check out Ms. Drunky, click the thumbnails in this post. 
For the second time this week a celebrity statement has made me vurp. First it was John "Revolt-ya" talking positions and this time it's P. Dummy. Now I don't mind burping and vomiting has it's purpose (detox anyone?) - but vurping? Blech!
Gwen Stefani is getting ready to hit the road for her solo world tour. Mama Gwen has said she's taking Little Man on the road with her and he'll be hanging on the tour bus. I would think that would be a given but it is sweet to hear her say that she plans to rock him to sleep before she hits the stage. Everybody say, "Awwwwww." 
(Another Brown mugshot from the past.) 
But, DAYUMMMMM, check out their mugshots! 
They were originally dubbed the "Barbie Bandits" but after seeing their mugshots I think we should rename them the "Crack Head Bandits" - they look nasty! See kids, this is another prime example of what drugs will do to you.
The girls, Ashley Miller and Heather Johnston, were caught on surveillance video robbing a branch of Bank of America inside of a Kroger's grocery store in Cobb County, Georgia, on Tuesday. They were seen giggling and smiling - 'cause robbing a bank is a joke right? Dumb *sses. It turns out the girls are both 19-years-old and they were in cahoots (did I just use that word?) with 27-year-old Michael Chastang and 22-year-old bank teller Benny Herman Allen III.
Ashley, Heather & Benny, were arrested Thursday about 20 miles from the robbery scene. They've been charged with theft and drug violations while Michael Chastang was arrested for felony theft. Furthermore, Miller and Chastang were also charged with trafficking in MDMA (ecstasy) and both dumb *sses had outstanding warrants.
Ashley Miller and Heather Johnston of Fulton County, and 22-year-old bank teller Benny Herman Allen III were stopped earlier Thursday by police about 20 miles from where Tuesday's robbery occurred. THROW "THE BOOK" AT THEM!
(Robbery image via WSBCtv.com and mugshots via The Smoking Gun.)
