Aguilera is Sooo Pregnant

Okay, click on these pics of Ms. Aguilera performing in Bangkok and tell me that she's not pregnant. She totally is!

Click her name link below to see another recent post showing the belly. How exciting for her!

How Old is Katie?

Katie Holmes is 28-years-old? Are you sure? She's dressing like she's 40+ and her hands (check out those veins!) are rivaling those of a woman much older. And no, I don't think 40 is old. I just think she is looking much older than her 28 yrs.

I think I've got it: Get really skinny - get really veiny. Ick. I'll take middle of the road weight and middle of the road veins. Average can be good.

On another note: Nice to see even mega rich celebs leave the house with wet hair though I am surprised she went to a meeting at CAA (Creative Artists Agency) with moppy hair. With Jesus Cruise on her side - she must think she's untouchable.

**Click pics for much closer look.**

Out of Town So Not Really Posting

Hey kids!

Things have been busy these last two days and I'm headed to Charleston in a little bit but I found a couple of minutes to try to post a couple things. We'll see if my laptop cooperates.

Enjoy some Bridget Moynahan getting some exercise in Santa Monica. Girlfriend is all belly! Someone should tell her that she has gained weight. There's a baby in there? Ohhh, gotcha.

Still surprised her boobs haven't really grown. But she's awesome and I love her. Can't wait to see Tom Brady go groveling back to her once the baby is born. That is, of course, if Gisele will let him out of her sight. Bish.

I Got a Crush On You

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake were still seriously together when he won the role of Artie in Shrek The Third but it was Dreamworks studio boss Jeffrey Katzenberg's idea:

Diaz told British radio station Heart FM, "I did not get him the gig, no. Jeffrey Katzenberg has had a crush on him for a very long time... it was his idea... ask him."

STFU ALREADY!

“It didn’t help me on the set that I was a black man who wasn’t a mush-mouth Negro walking around with his head in his hands all the time. I didn’t speak like I’d just left the plantation and that can be a problem for people sometimes. I had a person in human resources tell me after this thing played out that ’some people’ were afraid of me around the studio. I asked her why, because I’m a 6-foot-1, black man with dark skin and who doesn’t go around saying ‘Yessah, massa sir’ and ‘No sir, massa’ to everyone? It’s nuts when your presence alone can just scare people, and that made me a prime candidate to take the heat in a dysfunctional family.’’

– Isaiah Washington tells Newsweek that he thiks race did play a role in his firing despite the fact that Grey’s Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes is one of a handful of black producers in TV.

My Girl is Wasting Away!

Madonna, you must stop working out so aggressively! This is madness.

I'm starting to worry that she's an anorexic exerciseaholic. She needs some meat on her bones. I'm scared!

It's Game Time Again!

I haven't done this since the middle of May so it's time we play again...

What are you looking at here?











Still uncertain?


Here's a closer look...










Got it?

You are looking at an artistic depiction of the 9 million children in the U.S. without health insurance coverage for the year 2007.

Shocking right? Thank you to Chris Jordan for his important contribution to thought provoking art. Jordan has a show running in NYC through the end of July at the Von Lintel Gallery. Check it out if you can!

Little Kingston & Mama Gwen

I know she has been on tour and all but Gwen Stefani is starting to look too skinny. She's starting to make Kingston look like a heifer. Ok, not really, but she is super skinny. I saw her last month and she looks skinnier!

Gotta love the cap and the Gavin t-shirt the rolled jeans are a no-no. Can you say, "No," Kingston? Good boy.

The Future of Condoms?

I mean, we know Beyonce's dad is protective but THIS is ridiculous!

Doesn't he already know that Jay-Z has "hit it" - as the young kids say?

Paris on Larry King

YES! I have the video of Paris Hilton's on Larry King Live -- her first interview out of jail. Grab a Guinness and some beer nuts - she's brilliant!

In the real interview, this fool straight up DENIED USING DRUGS. DENIED IT!

Your honor, I present exhibit A. Oh, and EXHIBIT B below: Ms. Hilton smoking a doobie at Coachella in May...

Isn't this on-air personality's reaction to more Paris Hilton pretty much how we all feel? Well, except for her fans.

"Brother Help a Sister"

Fox at 2007 BET Awards.

Vivica A. Fox was arrested for DUI in March and she apparently pulled the race card.

When the California Highway Patrol pulled her over, "Fox began to walk away, yelling at my partner, 'Brother help a sister -- are you going to let this racist white cop do this ... well are you?'" -- The brother was a Hispanic officer.

She was taken to the police station where a breath test was administered but according to an officer, "Fox then burped quite loudly and I then aborted the test." SASSY AND CLASSY?! BONUS!

Ms. Vivica has been charged with one count of DUI and one count of driving while impaired. You know she'll be calling Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson if she gets jail time.

WTF happened to her? She was really cute in Independence Day with Will Smith. She looks horrible now. Too much slut. Too much Botox. To much...ewww.

Geri & Her Muscle

Eh gawds...he freaks me out. Spice Girl Geri Halliwell and Muscle (aka her trainer) went for a stroll in London today.

You can't tell me all that muscle is natural. Come on. Really?

Sienna Turned in Her Chuck E. Cheese Tickets for Some New Shades

Sienna must've kicked arse in skee-ball at Chuck E. Cheese over the weekend 'cause where else would you get those shades? Silly neon pink rubber arms. She was probably drunk off the water downed beer they sell there - she used her connections to get behind the counter and put her head under the tap.

Smart cookie!

Embrace Your Fivehead!

That's what Alicia Silverstone is telling us all. "Embrace your fiveheads people! You don't have to wear heavy bangs like Rihanna! Let your fivehead be seen!"

And I say thank you Alicia. I'll start embracing mine...tomorrow...or next week. I'll work on it - how 'bout that? ;)

I'll always love Silverstone for rebuffing Elisabeth Hasselbeck's greeting when she was on The View a couple of weeks ago. GOOD ON YA ALI!

Baby or Extra SPAMwich?

SPAM is a huge seller in Hawaii so maybe Jennifer Garner had an extra Spamwich (Spam sandwich) and isn't pregnant.

Shite, we gossipers will be spying a baby bump one day and a flat tummy the next until Garner actually pops out another child.

You know she pushes her stomach out on purpose sometimes - just to toy with everyone.

Me and Mariiiah

When she looks good - she looks good. Mariah Carey is in a "looking good stage" again (there's still hope for me then) as the songstress arrived in Paris today (June 27).

Besides meeting with perfumers to work on the packaging for her latest fragrance, I'm Not Rich Enough M by Mariah Carey, Ms. M will perform a set of her hits at the "European Debut of One Mighty Party," Friday at Disneyland Paris (to benefit the Elton John AIDS Foundation).

The Big Chill

Lawdy, the icicles forming right before your eyes are a sign Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are not "working things out." She looks like she could cut him at the drop of a hat.

The couple and daughter Ava were snapped leaving son Deacon's school talent show yesterday.

For the First Time...

I actually believe that's water in Lindsay Lohan's water bottle and not vodka.

Lohab went hiking in Malibu Tuesday and brought along lots of "sober companions" to help guard her. Sober companions are not employees of Promises treatment center but are independent contractors hired for around $2,000 per day to escort rehabbers to appointments with lawyers, doctor appointments, court, etc. They're not really meant to be used as best friends to go roller skating, hiking, or boxing with.

Lohab is also reportedly pissing off some people in rehab as they say she is constantly texting people, throwing her clothes around her room and she doesn't shower often. Uh, what?

This is all crap. Just get better Lohab. Take your recovery seriously. Or else.

Jodie Foster is Alive!

We rarely see Jodie Foster - actually, the last time I saw her was probably when she was flashing her thong underwear - but Ms. Foster attended The Trevor Projects "Harmony, Heart and Humor" Summer Gala Monday, June 25.

Such a great actress. One of the greats really.

Peety!

Cutie Amanda Peet was on the Late Show with David Letterman last night and she was snapped outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater. Such history in that theater.

Do any of you watch Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip? You should. It's a great show and Ms. Amanda is excellent as Jordan McDeere the "newly appointed network president of the National Broadcast System that airs Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip." They better not let her die!

Say Something Nice About Brit

Umm, I like the cap? Well, I'd like the cap on me. Not on Brit though.

Please look at these two photos of Britney Spears coming/going from Joseph's the other night. Going in she was clearly wearing a sheer black top (eh gawd) over her bra but on the way out the sheer top had been moved to her head/face (presumably to cover the drunken mess), she was left in just the bra, and she was using someone's jean jacket to cover her alcohol induced bloat.

Chica is officially messed up again. This has already become very sad again. Oh dear.

Where are Apple's Crutches

Shopping Melrose Ave. Monday

She's Gwyneth Paltrow's mini-me so you would think Apple would be working a pair of crutches like her mama is.

According to a rep for Paltrow, the actress fractured her right knee and is recovering from arthroscopic surgery.

Paltrow exiting hair salon last week.

Hippy Rachel

I think Rachel Bilson is a little cutie. And by little I mean "She could fit in my pocket."

These are some candid shots from yesterday. You'll have to wait until February to see Rachel on the big screen. Jumper is about "teenager from an abusive household discovers he can teleport from one place to another. He uses this ability to search for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, drawing the attention of the NSA, and another kid with the same power."

Co-stars include Hayden Christensen, Diane Lane and Samuel L. Jackson (there will be no MOFO snakes in this film).