How Hollywood is that shot of Drew Barrymore talking on her Blackberry with a parrot prop on her shoulder while Pedro holds an umbrella (ella, ella, eh, eh...DAMN YOU RIHANNA!) for her. I find it hilariously ridiculous! 
Barrymore was snapped spending some quality time with her parrot on the set of He's Just Not That Into You. Oh yes he is.
Justin Timberlake reportedly injured his vocal chords during his MTV VMA weekend and had to cancel a couple of shows. BOOOOO.
However, a source close to Spears says: "I can't say this is 100 percent not true. All I can say is that the Emmy people aren't dealing with her record company, her manager or her agents at William Morris. So if she is doing anything for the Emmys then it's not going through the official channels."
If Spears appears on the Emmys then it will be official: SJP & JJ are running NitBrit's career! Nothing says "professional" like letting a 1-year-old and 2-year-old run your business. "We're country ya'all!"
How shameless are these networks? It is beyond disgusting. They don't care if she performs or appears - they just want the rumor mill turning to bring in viewers. Blech.
WOAH! What on this slowly browning Earth is Jennifer Connelly wearing on her feet? Who shows up to a "Gala Premier" of their movie at the Toronto International Film Festival looking like this? 
George Clooney in "dad jeans" makes me giggle. He looks so...so...suburbian vanilla!
Kudos to Courtney Love for "getting her shit together" and looking like something straight out of a teen horror flick. CRIKEY!
Where do you go when you're a celebrity and you want to cleanse your soul and that of your children? If you are Madonna or Demi Moore you head to Tel Aviv, Israel, to celebrate the Jewish New Year.
Check her out on Showtime's Weeds. The cast is killer and the theme is hilarious. GO MLP!
In 2006, actress Reese Witherspoon filed for divorce from her husband, actor Ryan Phillippe. Looks like he had a tough go of it.The couple was married six years and share custody of 7-year-old daughter Ava and 3-year-old son Deacon.
I needed a reason to post this picture of Ryan with Angelina Jolie. Girlfriend has meat on them there bones! SHOCKING! 
Managers and attorneys are dirty, sleazy, cheats. Rapper Foxy Brown's manager waited until after Foxy was sentenced to a year in jail to comment on the pregnancy rumors...and she's not "with child". Are you brilliant or playing a dirty game. Dirty game. You're a dirty and opportunistic d**khead.
Foxy Brown is a egomaniacal and angry bicce. Go away.
What is going on here?! The once shapely and glowing Catherine Zeta-Jones looks way too thin and, dare I say, out of it. 
Britney's bomb of a performance at the MTV VMA's has been blamed on anything and everything - except for Britney herself (if you're a Brit fan). Stories of the Spears' backstage drama just keep rolling. 
Mandy Moore is fabulously wholesome and self-deprecating and she's clearly growing up, however, this October cover of Lucky magazine just screams "Angelina Jolie is my idol!" or "Hey guys, really, I'm not 16 anymore! Seriously, look at my pencil skirt and cardigan combo in a smart grey-white combo."
Shakira's was packing serious buttage at the Toronto Airport the other day. She's always wiggly-worming her exposed stomach and hips that I never really noticed her bubble butt. Nice and lifted. Bicce. It's not fair. 
I just can't get over the fact that Sigourney Weaver will turn 58 on October 9 and Ghostbusters is already 23 years old. IT'S ALL MOVING SO FAST!
I don't miss smoking one bit...blech....and I think everyone should quit - but I do understand why Lindsay Lohan needs to focus on quitting the cocaine (and lawdy knows what else) before worrying about ditching the tobacky.
While Lindsay is rehabbing, White Oprah (Mama Lohan) is in a little tiff with actress Jodie Foster after Foster let it be known how she feels about Lindsay's state.
"Can I just ask, where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?"
"When I was their age, there were no big 18-year-old stars... Now, we want the 17-year-olds so we can bleed them for all they're worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them - and then their career will be over in something like three years."
The following response from White Oprah is a good one - if only her actions spoke as loud as her words.
“It really saddens me that a mom would comment on another mom without ever meeting me!”
“Ironically Lindsay’s talent was compared to Jodie Foster’s as a little girl! I don’t know what Jodie dealt with as a young Hollywood actress but I do know if it weren’t for her mother she would not be a successful actress today! I’m sure her mother made many sacrifices for her to be successful.”
“All we want as parents is to cultivate our children’s dreams ,whatever field they choose. She has no idea who we are and what we have dealt with! If she has a question to ask me, don’t ridicule me publicly! She should know how the press twists the truth! Don’t judge without facts!”
COUGAR FIGHT!
I love it when proof surfaces. It was reported Kanye West threw a tantrum backstage at the MTV VMA Awards after he failed to win a Moon Man - and now we have the video.
I cannot stand Kanye because there isn't an ounce of humility in him. What a effin egomaniac.
Hopefully he'll stick to his word and never show up at anything having to do with MTV again. If he's not careful, he could very well end up the next MC Hammer. Foolio.
Time to play Gatecrasher's Don't Shoot the Messenger.
"Grab my nuts. Seriously, grab 'em. Deeeze nuts!" You know that's exactly what Will Smith was telling Charlize Theron in between takes on the Los Angeles set of Hancock. 
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Rosie O'Donnell loves her some trouble with a side of controversy and garnished with some bully. This time she's taking shots at Barbara Walters. That's right! Barbara effing Walters.
In her upcoming memoir, Celebrity Detox, which sheds light on, among other episodes in her life, the TV star's tumultuous stint last season on The View, O'Donnell, 45, addresses Walters, 77, to say, "And Barbara. At some point, a person gets tired. It's inevitable," the New York Post reports.
"Barbara Walters is almost twice my age," the book (which is to be published Oct. 2) is quoted as saying. "At some point it becomes necessary to step back. Everyone has to go. Going is part of the gig."
O'Donnell also reportedly states, "I would be less-than-honest if I were to say that there is no trouble between Barbara and I. I mean, our differences are obvious."
O'Donnell writes that during commercial breaks on The View, audience members would sometimes shout out, "I love you, Rosie" – "and Barbara politely tells them in a schoolteacher tone, 'It is impolite to say I love you to one person when there are four of us up here.' "
Madonna has always been a "take charge" girl so Madonna carrying a bag with a Purple Penetrator in it isn't all too surprising. 
Kelly Osbourne has finally made her West End debut in Chicago...and now we can all breathe again. She actually looked as pretty as possible but all of that is overshadowed by this amazing photo of her mom, Sharon Osbourne. 
