Porn star Jenna Jameson or Mr. Burns from The Simpsons?
Seriously though, if Jenna is what is passing as sexy these days...count me out.
I'm sure some of you will say "She doesn't look too skinny!" or "She looks good!" but I then must say to you "WTF are you thinking?!" You people have been bamboozled by Hollywood and the media. If she looks this skinny in pictures - how the hell skinny is she in person?
Note to self: DO NOT get a vaginoplasty before the movie of my pornographic life is finished and DO NOT get any plastic surgery while going through a "nasty divorce." A HUGE thanks to porn queen Jenna Jameson for teaching me (and us really) this valuable lesson!
Rush and Molloy are reporting Hollywood honchos are looking to make Jameson's best-selling memoirs, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," into a movie but she reportedly hasn't been showing up for meetings because she had some "work done" on her triangle (years of porn affect your va-jay-jay...you don't say!) and isn't happy with the results.
Looks like chicky got a botched vagina snipping to go with her botched facial surgery and lumpy left boob.
So I think we can all agree: Jenna says she is going through a "nasty divorce" and it looks like she's been trying to make herself feel better by feeding her possible plastic surgery addiction. NO SURGERY DURING THE DIVORCE PROCESS PEOPLE!
This concludes today's lesson. Now, go appreciate your va-jay-jay for what it is and not what you want it to be.
These two, Jenna Jameson and Janice Dickinson, are walking billboards for what not to do to yourself: 1) Don't starve yourself. 2) Don't do hard drugs. & 3) Stay away from excessive plastic surgery.
The pics were snapped at the LA Fashion Week Ed Hardy show Monday, March 19 ('07). Sorry, I think Hardy makes some really ugly sh*t and Janice reportedly told the media covering the event that his t-shirts "are worth $5 ... it only cost them $5 to make in China," but added they may be worth money in twenty years. She also reportedly took a seat other than her assigned one because it was closer to the press - then refused to move: "I'm not moving for anyone, I don't care who it is," until Smashbox Studio's founder, David Factor, reprimanded her himself.
Click name links below for more on these scary beasts.
Jenna is pictured here with her main dude, Tito Ortiz, at the Eduardo Lucero Fall 2007 Show on Saturday, March 17, 2007.
Sorry, Jenna will never be pretty again. She ruined herself with the nose job, cheek & chin implants (in my non-expert opinion), excessive lip injections and the crazy weight loss over the last 8-10 months. I think Tito is sucking the life right out of her. Ew.
Click here for a great before & after comparison. Talk about ruined - yuck. Let's hope she's not a meth-head!
