Poverty Makes Portman Manic

It cracks me up when a moment is captured on film and it makes someone look crazy. All of us know Ms. Natalie Portman isn't crazy or manic (right?) so there's no harm in making fun of her here.

I do, however, support her activism 150%. Compassion and action are to be commended. The world needs more of it really.

Portman spoke at Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA, on Tuesday in support of the Campaign Against Global Poverty. Smart, gorgeous, talented AND active in global issues? Natalie Portman RULES!

Portman's Pregnant!

Natalie Portman attended a US Open match last night and took the opportunity to announce she is pregnant with Jackie Chan's baby. What? Not true? Really?

Everything's so boring today - thought I'd spice it up. *yawn*

Jude Likes 'Em Flexible

There have been some rumors that dirty bird Jude Law is sweet for kind and beautiful Natalie Portman. I've urged Natalie to "resist the Jude" - but she may not have to. Who am I kidding...he's probably boinking several girls at once. Ahyhoooo...

According to the NY Daily News big-mouthed and newly skinny Courtney Love is spilling on her Web site, moonwashedrose.com, that she "just found out my yoga teacher is f-ing Jude Law. She's got a hot bod."

Woah Natalie!

This is the first time I have ever been startled by Natalie Portman's appearance. Our girl is now in London and she is either seriously jet-lagged or she has a case of the avian bird-flu 'cause sweety looks rough! -- A toast to you Natalie, may you find rest, relaxation & recovery in London!

Resist "The Jude" Natalie!

According to the London Daily Mail, Jude Law "made a beeline" for gorgeous Natalie Portman at the recent wrap party for their forthcoming flick "My Blueberry Nights."

"Jude thinks she's beautiful and they get along very well," a mole told LDM. "Natalie is not with her on-off boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal at the moment, so she saw no harm in having some fun with Jude at the party."

People magazine, meanwhile, says the twosome appeared "cozy-flirty all night" at the party, which Law hosted in a private poolroom at a New York bar. -- I was invited but had to decline due to a prior engagement. ; )

Lindsay Lohan, who has been crushing on Jude over the last couple of weeks, is not gonna like this. Unless, that is, her recent nights out with musician James Blunt are an effort to "get over" Mr. Law. Is it just me or does it seem like a lot of the guys Lohan seems to be keen on don't exactly reciprocate? Poor girl. NOT.

LaLohan's rep, however, takes issue with the Blunt talk, insisting to us that the rumors are "100 percent untrue." BLAHBLAHBLAH.

Can't Go Wrong with Some Natalie

I heart Natalie Portman! Just a simply beautiful and humble spirit...love her!

Natalie was snapped as she cheered on the New York Nicks in their home game against the Dallas Mavericks last night, March 20 ('07). Sorry these aren't bigger more high-quality pics...these will have to suffice!

Natalie Portman...Still Beautiful

Not much to say other than she hasn't changed a bit and she was snapped on her way to or coming from the opening of "Talk Radio" (starring Liev Schreiber - Naomi Watts' dude) in NYC Sunday (March 11 '07). Click the link for Naomi and Liev arriving and click all pics for high-quality close-ups!