Old Lady Vampire Olsens

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know. I don't know who? I don't know what the hell to say about these two. -- First we got these shots of them in Paris and now the one above. What the hell are they smoking?!

Sarah Michelle Gellar Tubs it in Cabo

I wish I could be in Cabo, Mexico, right now *sigh*. Nevertheless, SM Gellar is there enjoying herself. Now, I'm not a fan of the whole baby-bump watch thing because I eat a peanut and all of a sudden my body is that of a puffer fish -- so I'll say here that her belly is poking out because she was considerately holding her pee while in the hot tub. If she is preggers - CONGRATULATIONS!

Scarlett Johansson at Louis Vuitton

ScarJo was front and center at Louis Vuitton Sunday, March 4. I'm not digging the pale lipstick (click to enlarge or better view) but her eyes are well done - 'cept the brows. The outfit looks like something from grade school - minus the boobs. Am I wrong?

Olivier Martinez Sleezes Kylie Minogue

Minogue and Martinez ended their 4-yr relationship in February amidst rumors he had been unfaithful - more than once. Now there is word that Sleezetinez introduced his current girlfriend, model/actress Sarai Givati, to his family a full two months before the break-up! If this is true then it means he and Sarai hung out with his family while Minogue was defending him as honorable.

"French custom is such that when a man introduces a female friend to the family they're more than just good friends," one of Martinez's relatives told Britain's News Of The World.

*sshole. 'Nough said.

Get to Know Beth Ditto & the Gossip

Beth Ditto of the band the Gossip recently lost Sexiest Female to skinny and perpetually trashed Kate Moss at NME's awards show in London but she won't let that stop her from becoming the new face of and designer of a line for Topshop. Moss has done both as well. Let's just say that Ditto is the antithesis of Moss!

Ditto is a self-described "fat, feminist lesbian from Arkansas," and news reports like to say she ate squirrel during her childhood in an Arkansas trailer park but here's what Beth has to say about that: She didn't eat the squirrel - her cousin did:

"The first time I ever got stoned was with my cousin. We were like 13 and 14. We smoked out of a Coke can, and then he flung open the back side door and took out his BB gun and started shooting outside. I was like, 'What are you doing?' And he's like 'What do you mean?' And I look out the door and he's shooting squirrels. And then I'm like, 'Oh my god.' And then he goes and gets them, skins them, and fries them up, because he has the munchies. Swear to God. True story."

Gossip is an indie band created four years ago and they've toured with the White Stripes, Sonic Youth, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Sleater Kinney. Click here to check out their MySpace page.

Rupert Everett Chief of Gay/Lesbian Mardi Gras

Sydney, Australia -- Rupert Everett stood as Chief of Parade in Sydney Saturday night, March 3. An estimated 300,000+ cheered and celebrated as 120 floats and almost 8,000 participants paraded on central Sydney's Oxford Street to celebrate the end of Sydney's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras.

The especially crazy atmosphere, pumping with music and pride, hosted 250 of Kylie Minogue's Impossible Princesses who danced their bums off to their Aussie Diva's biggest hits. Um, I thought Locomotion was her only hit. I kid - she has done other things but I couldn't tell you what.

The National Enquirer Should Be Burned!

We all know that they're dirty dogs but how dirty has always been the question. Page Six has learned the post-mortem images of Anna Nicole Smith the National Enquirer published as "photo re-creations based on eyewitness accounts," were actual photos of her corpse in the Florida mortuary where she has been since her death. What *ssholes! -- Page Six quoted an "Enquirer operative" as saying, "We didn't want to get anyone fired." -- Apparently someone with access to the refrigerated drawers was paid a hefty sum to make Smith's pre-embalmed body momentarily available for the Enquirer's photog to get the shot.

We see deceased celebs during their viewings or whatever but I suppose it's the way this was done that totally creeps me out. That and it's her in the body bag. I'm so creeped out and don't know if I'll be keeping this photo posted.

Congratulations & Thank You Bono!

The 39th Annual NAACP Image Awards were extra special Friday night because they honored U2's Bono with the Chairman's Award for his efforts in Africa. As a supporter and participant in the ONE campaign to end global poverty and AIDS -- I congratulate Bono for this recognition and I thank him for his continued efforts.

As I did in this post - I am providing the link to ONE's website...please click here if you would like to join the fight. The world thanks you.