One of the Olsens Starring In Episode Two of "When Stars Attack...Food"

Seriously, I Can't Tell the Olsens Apart...

So she's just eating and not really attacking but what fun is it to say so-and-so is now starring in "When Stars Eat?" Not much.

These pics are all supposed to be Ashley on March 16, 2007, but the sunglasses, jewelry & clothing appear to be different. Well, except for the ring on the left first finger and maybe the black skirt.

Can you tell 'em apart? The long black skirt is definitely one we saw one of the girls wearing in Paris.

Either way, it's good to see at least one of them eating! Click here to see Chloe Sevigny starring in the first episode.

Old Lady Olsens in Paris

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen leaving the Plaza Athene Hotel in Paris. They've been there all week and I was hoping they would pick-up some fashion pointers during Fashion Week...clearly that is not happening.

Matching Nose Jobs for Olsens? WTF?!

Mary-Kate and Ashley have reportedly consulted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia about matching nose jobs. -- There is nothing wrong with their noses! I say they're better off investing in some fashion advice 'cause chickies haven't the slightest idea how to dress themselves.

A source told In Touch Weekly magazine: "Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done."

"When she talked to her sister about it, she loved the idea."

"They both love changing their looks. They thought this would make them look more polished."

Dr. Kanodia performed Jennifer Aniston's rhinoplasty earlier this year to repair a deviated septum as well as Cameron Diaz's nose which she had broken several times as a child and as an adult while surfing. Oh, and less you forget, he's also responsible for Ashlee Simpsons nose job which basically rendered her unrecognizable permanently positioned left or right to show off that new sleek nose of hers.

He is also responsible for Ashlee Simpson's new nose.

SPOTTED: Troll in Paris Food Store!

Sunday I posted this glorious pic of the Olsen twins in Paris and look what has surfaced...A troll buying food. Wait, this creature looks a lot like one of the Olsens! Woah - scary stuff. Once again, another one who must've attended the Anna Kournikova "School for Posture. Not attractive. The Gallery of the Absurd artwork below is so appropriate!

Old Lady Vampire Olsens

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know. I don't know who? I don't know what the hell to say about these two. -- First we got these shots of them in Paris and now the one above. What the hell are they smoking?!