Saturday, August 25, 2007

Moynahan-Brady Baby

New dad Tom Brady was here in Charlotte, NC, last night and proceeded to kick our collective arse in the Patriots 24-7 victory over our Carolina Panthers. Game announcers told the crowd the baby was named Jonathan Brady.

Bridget Moynahan gave birth last Wednesday in Los Angeles. InTouch magazine reports little Jonathan weighed in at 7 lbs, 14 oz, and was 22 ¼ inches long. According to Celebrity Baby Blog, Moynahan had to undergo a c-section after attempts to correct a transverse lie (when baby is positioned across the uterus instead of head down) were unsuccessful and Tom reportedly missed the birth by minutes (thanks to Gisele...I keed).

After Friday's game, reports "Brady, 30, skipped the customary post-game interviews, but several of his teammates and friends said they'd offered congratulations upon hearing the news of the birth."

NitBrit Pulled Over

Yep, we almost got her. Britney Spears was pulled over last night on her way to Las Vegas. She was speeding on the freeway when the cops tried to pull her over but NitBrit kept going for about a mile while the cops chased behind her with lights-a-blarin'. Dumbarse probably thought it was a freeway disco party for her.

NitBrit finally pulled into a gas station where another cop was waiting for her. Of course, NitBrit was let go with a warning according to SplashNews.

This girl is a lucky mess - although, in this case, she looks as pretty as Britney Spears can look. Her "front seat gay" must've done her make-up.

Cool Kate

Kate Winslet is a woman's woman and I lover her. I am in love with her (platonic). She is fabulous in 100 million ways and everyone should love her. DEATH TO THOSE WHO DON'T!

Winslet will next be seen in Revolutionary Road co-starring her Titanic mate, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kathy Bates and others. According to IMDB, the movie is about "young couple living in a Connecticut suburb during the mid-1950s struggle to come to terms with their personal problems while trying to raise their two children. Based on a novel by Richard Yates."

Simple & Classy Berry

I enjoy Halle Berry's sense of style. Not sure if she's pregnant or not (rumors abound, however, her reps deny) but she looked great as she ate and shopped in L.A. last week.

Hubby and I watched Perfect Strangers last night and that was one shiteous movie. It seemed like a "B" movie...blech. It must be hard to promote a movie when it really is a bad movie. The twist was good...the movie was dreadful.

Oh, and Halle, you could do without the plastic bag Halle!!!

Clint Eastwood's Six-Pack!

Clint Eastwood is 77-years old people. Some might ask "What six-pack?" but it's there - it's just more roly-poly. Good on ya Clint for staying active and showing us your goodies!

Clint and his wife of eleven or so years, Dina Ruiz, are vacationing in Maui right now. Unlike my vacations that have me drinking beer, fancy drinks, shots -you name it- from the time I get up until the time I go to bed (WOOHOO!), these two are kayaking. Nice.

Cameron doing what stars do best...Shopping and Partying.

Cameron Diaz hit an Urban Outfitters in NYC Friday afternoon and it looks like she came out with a bounty.

Later in the evening she was at The Box (Jay-Z and Cuba Gooding Jr. were also present) when it was raided by dozens of police who "searched some patrons for drugs.":

"Suddenly, someone slapped a sign on the door that said, 'It's shut down,' and everyone had to get out. People started pouring out. Everyone was really drunk and [bleep]ed up. Nobody knew what was going on. It was just a confused herd of idiots."

Box owner Simon Hammerstein is in London, but a rep for the club said: "The marshals came in Friday morning citing the venue for a misprint on the food-handling permit - a clerical error that was overlooked but has since been corrected. The permit has been reissued." Hammerstein expected to be open last night.

Wednesday night she hit up the Ohio Theather in SoHo and came out looking pretty trashed (click thumbnails). Cam's having a great time solo. Just wish she'd quit bedding all these dudes who are getting passed around Hollywood's chicas (John Mayer, Criss Angel, etc.).

Braxton with Breast Cancer?

The National Inquirer (I know. But sometimes they're right!) is reporting singer Toni Braxton is secretly undergoing radiation treatment and chemotherapy after she was diagnosed with breast cancer two months ago.

TNI claims she chose not to disclose her cancer fight to the public after doctors told her they had caught the disease early enough. She is reportedly receiving an iron infusion into her twice a week to combat fatigue caused by her chemotherapy thereby enabling her to continue her Toni Braxton: Revealed show at the Flamingo hotel and casino.

A family source tells the publication, "Toni is a fighter. She initially thought the worst, but doctors assured her the prognosis for her breast cancer is excellent. She still has moments when she gets upset and she may cry a little bit - but those moments don't last long."

Braxton, 40, a six-time Grammy winner and mother of two boys (her 4-yr-old is autistic), has fought bankruptcy and a diagnoses of pericarditis (a heart condition) in 2002 after passing out backstage during a performance of Aida on Broadway. She initially thought there was a problem with her silicone breast implants but it turned out to be breast cancer.

Hang in there Toni! Keep up the good fight!

Truly Awful Accident for Singleton

Singleton at NYC premier of Black Snake Moan on Feb.19.

Oscar-nominated director John Singleton was involved in a fatal car vs. pedestrian accident Thursday night in Hollywood. Singleton was driving his Lexus SUV when it struck a woman who suddenly stepped in front of it.

Singleton, 39, immediately stopped and waited for police.

Police spokesman Jason Lee said, "Mr. Singleton stopped and identified himself as required by law and was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol," ... "He was questioned and released."

The woman, later identified as 57-year-old Constance Russell, was taken to the hospital where she was pronounced dead Friday morning.

Remember Boyz N the Hood and Poetic Justice. Gawd I loved Poetic Justice (I was young) but Boyz N the Hood was nominated for two Oscars. Singleton's more recent films include the fab Hustle & Flow ("You know it's hard out here for a pimp"...) and the well-done Black Snake Moan (not to be mistaken with Snakes On a Plane).

Yowzas Salma!

Ms. Salma Hayek continues to hit the town running errands, taking meetings and looking, well, very pregnant!

Can't wait to see this little guy/girl.

Brad & Maddox Hit 7th Ave.

While his ex, Jennifer Aniston, is surfing in Hawaii - sexy Brad Pitt is hanging in NYC with the fam.

He hit some business meetings early Friday (first two photos below), headed to Lee's Art Store with Angelina, Maddox, Pax and Zahara; then hit up a hot dog vendor on 7th Avenue with Maddox. Hey, when you're in NYC, you gotta hit the street vendors. You haven't experienced NYC until you do.

Maybe we'll see the youngest Jolie-Pitt, Shiloh, on Saturday. She was a cutie on their boat outing in Chicago. Don't forget to click the pics for a closer look!

Brangelina and Broad in NYC

Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in case you've been living under a sorry if you have) have moved on from their hang out in Chicago and are now in NYC.

The domestic partners hit Lee's Art Shop with Maddox, Pax and Zahara and were greeted with cheers as they left. How strangely fun that must have been.

Name That Bootayyy!
(before clicking on the other pics to see her face ya cheaters!)

Is that Jennifer Aniston's arse? Yowzas!

Aniston and her bikin bottoms from 1980 (1970?) were snapped in Hawaii enjoying a rockin' day of surfing. She's adorable but I can't get over how shiteous those bottoms are. They're practically giving her a gyno exam! Ick.

But I love her and love seeing her have a great time. BFF Courteney Cox is also there with her husband David Arquette and their daughter Coco.

Don't forget, you can click each pic to get up close and personal. Nothing like a closer look at your fav celeb!

Friday, August 24, 2007

Sid & Nancy Part Deux

They had a nasty fight but looks like Amy Winehouse and scumbag husband Blake Fielder-Civil are trying to put a happy face on their obviosly troubled marriage by being photographed together semi-cleaned up and with a large photo from their wedding.

These two need to wave bye-bye to one another, enter separate rehabs and lead separate lives. So sad.

Jimenny in Hawaii

The funniest couple around, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, are on vacation in Hawaii. Where I should be. *sigh*

Instead, it's 2 a.m. and time for me to go to bed. I do like my big arse bed though. Even if I do have to share it with my hubby and chihuahua Rocco. Thank gawd Wylie sleeps under the bed and Copper cruises the entire house.

Nighty night. Enjoy the pics of Jimenny...the coolest cats around. Check out tons of past posts for HUNDREDS of HIGH RESOLUTION photos of your favorite celebs!

Lohan Gets 1 Day in Jail

Celebrity justice continues as Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to ONE day in jail for her SEVEN misdemeanors.

Lohan pleaded no contest to two counts of DUI (driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher), two counts of being under the influence of a controlled substance (cocaine; 2 separate incidents) and she pleaded no contest to reckless driving.

Because it was her second DUI offense, she was required by law to serve four days, however, the judge gave her one day credit for the time served after her bust(s) and cut the four in half by "ordering her to perform 10 days community service."

Lucky Lohan will serve 36 months probation and must attend an alcohol education program for 18 months. For the controlled substance plea, she was ordered to not use controlled substances (you don't say?!), must enroll in a drug program and is required to stay for an unspecified amount of time at the Utah rehab facility she is currently in.

If Nicole Richie's 82 minutes are any indication, Lohan won't even serve a full day.

January 18 is "D" day for her. She must show she successfully completed rehab.

Lohan in fall/winter Pop magazine.

Lohan released a statement to TMZ:

"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."

Bloody Winehouse & Hubby

We are seriously watching the slow death of a promising young artist. Anorexic/bulimic/cutting/alcoholic/crackhead/heroin junky (did I miss anything?) Amy Winehouse, 23, and her alcoholic/crackhead/heroin junky of a husband Blake Fielder-Civil were photographed Wednesday/Thursday bloody and trashed in London.

Before the big fight, the singer had made a solo trip out of the hotel at 11pm, walking a few yards down the road to meet and hug a girl in her 20s before returning alone.

An eyewitness said it appeared the girl handed over some kind of small package to Miss Winehouse as they hugged.

Walking wounded: Amy, with first aid dressings on her left arm, leaves the shop after buying cigarettes
The singer returned to her hotel room and within hours other guests complained of raised voices, clattering furniture and screaming.

Shortly afterwards, the concierge was called.

Miss Winehouse, who has a history of self-harming, had asked for medical assistance to patch up cuts on her arm.

At around 2.30am, said guests, the fight sounded like it had restarted - then Miss Winehouse was seen sprinting down the corridor to the lift, pursued by her badly bleeding husband.

One guest who got into the lift to reception at the same time said they started shouting at each other. "Amy was in floods of tears. This guy was screaming at her.

"She was cowering in the corner and I thought he was going to hit her. When the lift door opened, she took off across the lobby at a real pace.

Amy ran out of the hotel and flagged down a car of girls who drove her a bit down the road and she got out to get cigarettes. Junky hubby wandered the streets looking for her and calling out her name. He finally reached her on her cell phone, they reunited, walked back to their hotel room, probably cried about how much they love and depend on eachother (every junky wants a junky friend) as they proceeded to crack and heroin it up.

The two left rehab twice in the last week or so and things are quickly going from bad to worse.

This must be so tough for her parents. I feel for them. Amy needs to get away from Blake as fast as she can. And get that damn "Blake's" tattoo removed. Never get a dude's name (or chicks) tattoed on you! NEVER! And nevertouch crack or heroin. NEVER!

82 Minutes = Time Served for Nicole F**king Richie

I just can't even handle this shite anymore. It's what makes me stop blogging about these fu*kheads. But here it is...

Nicole Richie was sentenced to four days in jail for "driving the wrong way on an L.A. freeway while under the influence" (vicodin and weed) and Thursday she spent 82 minutes in jail (let's be real, that time was spent booking her...she wasn't "locked up")...82 effing minutes!

She checked in at 3:15pm and was out by 4:37pm. How damn smug does she look in her mugshot? Apparently she was given credit for 1 day because she spent 6 hours in jail after her arrest.

The County Sheriff issued this statement:

On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in County Jail. Miss Richie was accompanied by her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley and her boyfriend Joel Madden. Miss Richie was booked and processed into the jail system. Miss Richie was cooperative during the process. Based on her sentence and federal court guidelines, Miss Richie was released at 4:37 PM today.

This is justice? This is supposed to teach her a lesson?...teach the young girls out there who look up to her (however erroneous) there are consequences for your actions? COME ON!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden 1&1/2 hrs before serving her dreadful sentence.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Conversations with Matt Damon and Julia Stiles

Matt: Hey Julia!

Julia: Hey Matt! Same movie, new country huh?

Matt: Yeah, guess so. But check it out - I've got lots of zits in my ear! They're filled with puss too!

Julia: What? What the f**k Matt?

Matt: That's not sexy?

Julia: Uh, no, you dirty sicko. Eh gawd, I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Matt [Throws fist into air]: DAMN YOU AFFLECK!

Matt: Hey guys, ignore the zits in my ear and check out that flying monkey!

The Bourne Ultimatum cast was snapped at the Berlin, Germany, premier on Tuesday, August 20.