Friday, September 14, 2007

It's Frrrrrrriday Maties

How Hollywood is that shot of Drew Barrymore talking on her Blackberry with a parrot prop on her shoulder while Pedro holds an umbrella (ella, ella, eh, eh...DAMN YOU RIHANNA!) for her. I find it hilariously ridiculous!

She's probably calling 911 to report "I think I know who ate the dingo that ate the baby."

Barrymore was snapped spending some quality time with her parrot on the set of He's Just Not That Into You. Oh yes he is.

JT's Wittle Boo Boo

Justin Timberlake reportedly injured his vocal chords during his MTV VMA weekend and had to cancel a couple of shows. BOOOOO.

His galpal Jessica Biel tagged along to one of his follow-up medical appointments. I wish she'd trash those shoes. Ballet flats don't work on everyone (including me).

Say it 'aint so Britney

I don't even really believe this little story (and I find the whole thing shameful)but Us magazine claims Fox is trying to get Britney Spears to make an appearance on the show - reportedly to apologize for her VMA performance.

Us magazine is reporting an "Emmy Awards show source" as saying Fox is "in negotiations" with NitBrit.

However, a source close to Spears says: "I can't say this is 100 percent not true. All I can say is that the Emmy people aren't dealing with her record company, her manager or her agents at William Morris. So if she is doing anything for the Emmys then it's not going through the official channels."

If Spears appears on the Emmys then it will be official: SJP & JJ are running NitBrit's career! Nothing says "professional" like letting a 1-year-old and 2-year-old run your business. "We're country ya'all!"

How shameless are these networks? It is beyond disgusting. They don't care if she performs or appears - they just want the rumor mill turning to bring in viewers. Blech.

Sexy Shoes Connelly

WOAH! What on this slowly browning Earth is Jennifer Connelly wearing on her feet? Who shows up to a "Gala Premier" of their movie at the Toronto International Film Festival looking like this?

She had to have had surgery or something. Corns removed? Toes surgically shortened to fit better into her Christian Louboutin heels?

I'll let it slide this time - on the condition that she's NOT trying to pass those things off as footwear. Besides the feet, Jennifer looked beautiful - as always.

Clooney Pimps Dad Jeans

George Clooney in "dad jeans" makes me giggle. He looks vanilla!

Clooney was snapped on the set of Burn After Reading - which co-stars Brad Pitt.

I'll take Clooney almost any way I can get him but he's so damn hot when playing dress up.

No thanks, I'll pass.

Kudos to Courtney Love for "getting her shit together" and looking like something straight out of a teen horror flick. CRIKEY!

Kabbalah'n Around

Where do you go when you're a celebrity and you want to cleanse your soul and that of your children? If you are Madonna or Demi Moore you head to Tel Aviv, Israel, to celebrate the Jewish New Year.

Ok, so Demi didn't take her "real" children but she did take Ashton!

Thumbnails below are of Demi and Ashton.


Stoner says what?

"I run around the house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny... I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry."

Actress Mary-Kate Olsen on her home hobbies.

Check her out on Showtime's Weeds. The cast is killer and the theme is hilarious. GO MLP!

Sounds Really Bad Ryan

In 2006, actress Reese Witherspoon filed for divorce from her husband, actor Ryan Phillippe. Looks like he had a tough go of it.

He says, "After the divorce I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die. I was ready to kill myself. "I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit."

The couple was married six years and share custody of 7-year-old daughter Ava and 3-year-old son Deacon.

I needed a reason to post this picture of Ryan with Angelina Jolie. Girlfriend has meat on them there bones! SHOCKING!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

I 'ain't pregnant, bitch.

Managers and attorneys are dirty, sleazy, cheats. Rapper Foxy Brown's manager waited until after Foxy was sentenced to a year in jail to comment on the pregnancy rumors...and she's not "with child".

How is it that you let defense lawyers tell the court (in August) that Brown is *3 months* pregnant and then four days after she gets a year in jail - you release a statement saying Brown's going to release a new album while in jail "And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant."

Are you brilliant or playing a dirty game. Dirty game. You're a dirty and opportunistic d**khead.

Foxy Brown is a egomaniacal and angry bicce. Go away.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Gatecrasher's Don't Shoot the Messenger

Which Ivy-educated humanitarian actress has a secret for staying serene during her good work? She tours the developing world in a haze of marijuana smoke.

(Ashley sort-of received an Ivy eduation in that she was a waitress at The Ivy years ago.)

Am I way wrong?

They shouldn't have forgotten their SuperShades.

I just keep coming back to the photo of Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifan trying to get into her flat. I can't help but think they would have had an easier time of it had they been wearing Victoria Beckham's SuperShades.

One can do anything with Posh's SuperShades. Snag a hottie footballer. Weigh that of a 10-year-old child without effort. Whatever you want can be yours...with the SuperShades.

NO! Zeta-Jones is Melting!

What is going on here?! The once shapely and glowing Catherine Zeta-Jones looks way too thin and, dare I say, out of it.

I'm so confused. What is Michael Douglas doing to Cubic Zirconia? He is sucking her blood believing in its youthful powers.

That's it. On behalf of CZJ, I AM SENDING AN URGENT SOS! Get thee some bread and shut off the coke valve!


"Things got a little awkward when the reporter asked the couple how their marriage was doing."

~ Actress Diane Lane and husband Josh Brolin at the In the Valley of Elah premier at the Toronto International Film Festival.

The Jessica Simpson Conspiracy

Britney's bomb of a performance at the MTV VMA's has been blamed on anything and everything - except for Britney herself (if you're a Brit fan). Stories of the Spears' backstage drama just keep rolling.

I find it all annoying - there are way too many talented people out there to waste all this time, money, and energy on someone who clearly could give a f**k.

I just thought the pic matched the story so I wanted to share.

Britney Spears’ backstage drama Sunday at the MTV Video Music Awards included her insistence that she wanted to have brown hair.

But she was overruled by her management team and she wore extensions from Jessica Simpson’s Hair-u-Wear line, Vegas Confidential has learned.

Backstage spies say Spears pitched a fit. She had arranged for her own hair stylist to make the trip for $10,000 and “she wanted to go brown, but her people said ‘no way,’” said a backstage source.

Turning 50?...or turning Angelina?

Mandy Moore is fabulously wholesome and self-deprecating and she's clearly growing up, however, this October cover of Lucky magazine just screams "Angelina Jolie is my idol!" or "Hey guys, really, I'm not 16 anymore! Seriously, look at my pencil skirt and cardigan combo in a smart grey-white combo."

She's gorgeous. I'm not harping.

Where'd that come from?

Shakira's was packing serious buttage at the Toronto Airport the other day. She's always wiggly-worming her exposed stomach and hips that I never really noticed her bubble butt. Nice and lifted. Bicce. It's not fair.

I refuse to believe I have to cry during horrible workouts to look like that. Nevermind. I accept my fat ass. Nice. No, not good for my self esteem. Well, accepting my fat ass is good but referring to my fat ass as a fat ass probably isn't. *sigh* I'm off to therapy.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Sigourney is Almost 58!

I just can't get over the fact that Sigourney Weaver will turn 58 on October 9 and Ghostbusters is already 23 years old. IT'S ALL MOVING SO FAST!

Of course, she looks 57-going on-58...and I like it. Good to see another respected woman chosing a "plastic free" existence. Weaver and co-star Kate Bosworth pimped their latest film - The Girl in the Park - at the 2007 Toronto Film Festival.

One vice at a time people

I don't miss smoking one bit...blech....and I think everyone should quit - but I do understand why Lindsay Lohan needs to focus on quitting the cocaine (and lawdy knows what else) before worrying about ditching the tobacky.

Lohan's still in rehab in Utah and it's good to see she's putting in some time at the gym. Keep it up woman.

While Lindsay is rehabbing, White Oprah (Mama Lohan) is in a little tiff with actress Jodie Foster after Foster let it be known how she feels about Lindsay's state.

"Can I just ask, where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?"

"When I was their age, there were no big 18-year-old stars... Now, we want the 17-year-olds so we can bleed them for all they're worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them - and then their career will be over in something like three years."

The following response from White Oprah is a good one - if only her actions spoke as loud as her words.

“It really saddens me that a mom would comment on another mom without ever meeting me!”

“Ironically Lindsay’s talent was compared to Jodie Foster’s as a little girl! I don’t know what Jodie dealt with as a young Hollywood actress but I do know if it weren’t for her mother she would not be a successful actress today! I’m sure her mother made many sacrifices for her to be successful.”

“All we want as parents is to cultivate our children’s dreams ,whatever field they choose. She has no idea who we are and what we have dealt with! If she has a question to ask me, don’t ridicule me publicly! She should know how the press twists the truth! Don’t judge without facts!”


Sorry Arse Loser

I love it when proof surfaces. It was reported Kanye West threw a tantrum backstage at the MTV VMA Awards after he failed to win a Moon Man - and now we have the video.

I cannot stand Kanye because there isn't an ounce of humility in him. What a effin egomaniac.

Hopefully he'll stick to his word and never show up at anything having to do with MTV again. If he's not careful, he could very well end up the next MC Hammer. Foolio.

Whachoo Think?

RW is my guess.

Time to play Gatecrasher's Don't Shoot the Messenger.

Which famous British vocalist, now happily settled down and living in the States, made a living selling Ecstasy in London nightclubs during his '90s career slump?

"Deeeze Nuts!"

"Grab my nuts. Seriously, grab 'em. Deeeze nuts!" You know that's exactly what Will Smith was telling Charlize Theron in between takes on the Los Angeles set of Hancock.

She's giving him the "evil side-eye"...*CUE BULLET SOUND EFFECTS*
On another now, how killer are those boots?! Hawt.

It's Rosie, Bitch!

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Rosie O'Donnell loves her some trouble with a side of controversy and garnished with some bully. This time she's taking shots at Barbara Walters. That's right! Barbara effing Walters.

In her upcoming memoir, Celebrity Detox, which sheds light on, among other episodes in her life, the TV star's tumultuous stint last season on The View, O'Donnell, 45, addresses Walters, 77, to say, "And Barbara. At some point, a person gets tired. It's inevitable," the New York Post reports.

"Barbara Walters is almost twice my age," the book (which is to be published Oct. 2) is quoted as saying. "At some point it becomes necessary to step back. Everyone has to go. Going is part of the gig."

O'Donnell also reportedly states, "I would be less-than-honest if I were to say that there is no trouble between Barbara and I. I mean, our differences are obvious."

O'Donnell writes that during commercial breaks on The View, audience members would sometimes shout out, "I love you, Rosie" – "and Barbara politely tells them in a schoolteacher tone, 'It is impolite to say I love you to one person when there are four of us up here.' "

'Atta Girl!

Madonna has always been a "take charge" girl so Madonna carrying a bag with a Purple Penetrator in it isn't all too surprising.

You know she was carrying it for someone. Perhaps a gift for Gwyneth Paltrow?

Ugly criers are the best!

Kelly Osbourne has finally made her West End debut in Chicago...and now we can all breathe again. She actually looked as pretty as possible but all of that is overshadowed by this amazing photo of her mom, Sharon Osbourne.

Seriously, that's the hottest effing picture ever. The new beauty standard by which all others will be judged.

Apparently Kelly did a good job because Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse were in the crowd and helped applaud Kelly's effort. Wait a second, the ano-roin-crack-n-coke chicks were cheering for their drug dealer who sprinted into the theater at the end of the show to deliver the girls their "package"! My bad. I always misread these situations.