No thanks, I'll pass.

Kudos to Courtney Love for "getting her shit together" and looking like something straight out of a teen horror flick. CRIKEY!

Lies! All Lies!

Courtney Love is calling bullshavick on the Sun story that reportedly quoted her bashing Amy Winehouse.

The paper quoted Love as saying, “I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like LINDSAY LOHAN and KATE MOSS.

“But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”

Love is trying to clear the air:

"Never have I said s**t about Amy! Why would I? I'm suspicious about where this quote came from. It's too ill-timed - who's her PR?

"My sex drugs and rock 'n' roll philosophy is this; unless you're hurting me or people I love then live and let live - just use a rubber. That's it!

"Just 'cos I can't do drugs and haven't for 3 years now doesn't mean I judge anyone who does. I don't , especially someone I respect and have only positive thoughts for. My apologies to Winehouse for this nonsense.

"Why the f**k would I start being the school principal?"

"I choose to say no to drugs after many many years of trying to beat it. And I finally did, but it takes a lot of effort and frankly a big rehab stay - 90 days or more in my honest opinion."

Gotta love when you can stay in the news by not saying things and then saying things to defend yourself against the things you didn't say. Viva la crazy!

I must say, the rehab for 90 days or more comment is the smartest thing I've ever heard Love say. Right on.

CLove Still Talking

Fab art from Gallery of the Absurd.

Oh dear, Courtney Love is allegedly spilling the beans on Amy Winehouse.

Love was "overheard telling a pal":

“I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like LINDSAY LOHAN and KATE MOSS.

“But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”

“Amy does more drugs than anyone I’ve known.”

You know you're f**ked when Courtney Love says you take more drugs than she ever did. I love Amy's music and want her to get better. Her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, needs to disappear. Where are the UFO's/Aliens when you need them?

-- Winehouse and Fielder-Civil have been in St. Lucia since their bloody blow-up and "reports" suggest the staff at Jade Mountain Resort were called to the couple's suite to clean up a huge mess:

"There was blood and vomit all over the bathroom, it was just terrible," said one worker, according to Brit tabloid The Mirror.

I'll NOT Have What She's Having...Thank You

I am completely in love with Courtney Love's music (I once saved a choking baby when I worked at a daycare. No joke. The Charlotte Observer did a story on it and, on my way home from the traumatic event, I called a local radio station and requsted Ms. World be played. Of all the songs in the world, right?)

Love's music is raw, imperfect, exposed. Alas, my chica is looking rough. Wayyyy too thin and those caps are terrible. I'm not convinced she's sober either. One can hope though.

Please Court - I implore thee - rethink the diet and lifestyle. Can't wait for all of the new tunes!

Videos are of Courtney performing at London's Bush Hall and a post-show interview with NME. ENJOY LOVE LOVERS!!!

Skeletor (the Artist Formerly Known as Courtney Love)

Courtney Love and took her skin and bones out for a special performance in London last night - at Bush Hall.

Click pics for a closer look and click her name link below to see her slim down over the last 6-7 months. Yikes.

Don't Ever Start Smoking

Courtney Love is trying to quit smoking after her doctor found pre-op nodules on her throat and chicky is having a hell of a time quitting - as do most who try to quit. -- I quit a little over a year ago and it was the best thing I ever did for myself (besides quitting my insurance job, quitting psych meds & starting my placenta diet...I keed I keed). -- Here's what Love said on her website:

"I'm going thru hell trying to cut back on smoking."..."I'm down to a pack a day from two, but it's a pain and each fight of the urge is a little mini war."

"He guessed exactly how much I smoke too and told me I'll have to get surgery," she wrote.

Now, she says, "[I'm] trying to get to half a pack a day and then quit when I get to 10." Having kicked heroin addiction and survived the suicide of her husband (Curt Cobain of Nirvana), Love added: "I think of all I've been through and I can do this."

Also in her latest post, Love revisited her weight issue and the gossip surrounding her much smaller size:

"I noted – 'cos my kid bought it – I was on the cover of The National Enquirer AND THEY SAID I WAS 115 [lbs.]! I couldn't walk if I was 115," she writes, adding: "I'm a big girl with big shoulders and ribs and health is really important to me. Hugely."

Love in Maui May '07.

Buy Some Cobain

Curt Cobain committed suicide in 1994 - his daughter Frances Bean is now 14-years-old - and Courtney Love, his widow, is finally ready to let go of most of his stuff.

Every once in a while she donates something of his to a charity auction but now she plans to auction it all off because her "daughter doesn't need to inherit a giant hefty bag full of flannel f***ing shirts ... A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to 'Teen Spirit'-- that's what my daughter gets. And the rest of it we'll just f***ing sell."

Love says she still wears his pajamas to bed but that she can't really form another relationship if she's wearing them. Love plans to "give a bunch" of the money resulting from the charity to auction.

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Love Denies Gastric-Band Rumors

Courtney Love is poo-pooing rumors she lost weight through gastric-band surgery.

As she often does, Love spoke out on her website:

"I couldn't get that surgery if I begged for it"..."I got my inspiration from Oprah losing so much weight on Slim-Fast."

In the same post she said she's friends again with Drew Barrymore and Gwyneth Paltrow, and that she knows who's due to star in an upcoming Courtney Love/Kurt Cobain biopic, "but cannot say. Very high-end and very A-list.

Love Telling The Diet Truth?

Are we getting the whole truth from Courtney Love about her sudden 44 pound weight loss? She says she got there through a macrobiotic diet, yoga & sobriety. A "friend" told Us Weekly it started with diet shakes in December (more like diet shakes mixed with coke).

Now comes word from Page Six that a Love friend said, "She's telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won't be able to make out with anyone because of her breath."

But a rep for Love, who says she's dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, "Not true. She says she never got surgery."

She's probably just talking shite but if this is true I'll be totally pissed. SURGERY IS NOT THE ANSWER PEOPLE. Sheesh. Click her name link below for lots o' bikini pics from her recent trip to Hawaii. That's some bad lip girl.

Yeahh, Love Still Feels Good

Ok, gotta give Ms. Courtney Love some credit: Most of us don't want to walk the five feet from our lounge chair to the pool without a towel so kudos to her for loving herself enough and not giving a flying puck what anyone thinks. That or else she's liquored up 'cause I'm like Britney Spears when I get liquored up - "Hey ya'all, check out my naughty bits!"

Oh, and I'd like to commend her (again) on the huge-funky-boobies removed. Big improvement there hon. But why can't Tara Reid and Courtney Love find a doc who does great lipo? Just call Demi Moore for crying out loud. Call me, I'll give you her number.

Courtney's Still "Livin' Clean" In Maui

Our favorite not-so-long-ago rehabbed(?)-yoga loving-macro-biotic eating-chain smoking-bikini clad- Courtney Love continues her relaxing vacation in Maui.

Congrats again if you really are living a "pretty clean" life Ms. Love. However, there is nothing clean about your hands. I'm pretty sure bottles of self-tanner do suggest you wash your hands right away after applying!

Will you be going home anytime soon so I can stop posting bikini pics of you? Your stomach lipo is really jacked up and it gives me the heebeejeebees...I'm also not entirely convinced that clean living has gotten you where you are because you were spotted doing in a bathroom stall wiht three girls. Click here to see Courtney's other fabulous vacation photos.


She is talking about some of her plastic surgery. Courtney wrote on her website blog: "I have my old nose back."

"I hated that nosejobby nose, it was like a little beak."

"I've had my nose fixed. It looks like the one God gave me so I'm happy not to have crazy lips and a crazy teensy unnatural little nose."

"All I care about is that my self esteem is limitless and intact, and that nothing and no situation affects my self esteem."

She said: "I've lost 44 pounds with six more, maybe 11 more to go."

She said in an interview with Billboard magazine: "I always thought I'd be that girl that lives with no regrets."

"I have regrets. I've written so many amends letters, I can't even count them. It's still not enough. Drugs make you an a**hole."

Did Courtney Swallow That Cig Or Does She Do Magic Now Too?

While Courtney Love continues her PDA - Public Display of (Ass)ets - in Maui, I look at these pics and wonder what the hell she did with that cigarette she was so attractively smoking in the ocean...Where'd it go? You know she dropped it in the water when she reached back and pretended to stretch...dirty girl.

That's it, I'm dialing GREENPEACE right this second.

Jude Likes 'Em Flexible

There have been some rumors that dirty bird Jude Law is sweet for kind and beautiful Natalie Portman. I've urged Natalie to "resist the Jude" - but she may not have to. Who am I kidding...he's probably boinking several girls at once. Ahyhoooo...

According to the NY Daily News big-mouthed and newly skinny Courtney Love is spilling on her Web site, moonwashedrose.com, that she "just found out my yoga teacher is f-ing Jude Law. She's got a hot bod."

Love's Weight Loss Explanation

Courtney Love's rep told Us Weekly magazine that Love is eating healthy and that's how she has lost 45lbs since December.

Yesterday I posted these large pictures of the Love which show the shockingly skinny ex-Hole singer (and what looks to be majorly botched stomach lipo) clad in a small bikini on vacation in Hawaii (at the Kea Lani resort).

A source told Us Weekly magazine: "She starting losing weight in December when she began drinking diet shakes and sticking to a strict healthy eating regime."

"She cut out carbs and is eating fish, steamed vegetables and doing lots of yoga. She's feeling like a different person. Her goal is to lose 55 pounds altogether."

Courtney Love + Bikini. WTF is Up With Her?!

Fresh from her alleged make-out session with Bruce Willis - Courtney Love headed to Hawaii for some beach time.

Love is looking really skinny here. Either she is working out or Little Missy is dabbling in some "alternative" fun. Of course, I would never accuse anyone of doing drugs. -- AND WHAT's WITH THE TARA REID STOMACH LIPO JOB? Yuck! Enter the post and click the pics to see what I mean.

Bruce Willis Making Out with Courtney Love? WTF?!

Gatecrasher is reporting Bruce Willis celebrated turning 52 last week with a makeout session with the broken-faced Courtney Love.

The strange couple were spotted in "flagrant canoodle" March 19 at the Roxy nightclub on Sunset Blvd. "They were full-on making out," laughs a witness. -- The venue was packed for a 9 p.m. performance by boozy Brit rocker Amy Winehouse.

Another source says Willis carried on the rest of the evening without Love by his side. -- The actor's rep declined to comment, while Love's spokesman described the interaction as "a quick hi, and then they went their separate ways."

-- Holy nastiness Batman! Bruce was making out with goddess Drew Barrymore at Prince's Golden Globes party in January and now Courtney Love? What's Bruce thinking?!

In Today's "DUH!" News: 3 Chicks in a Restroom Do Not Equal Drug-Free!

An ultrathin Courtney Love was spotted with three gal pals entering a stall in a ladies' room at Chateau Marmont in L.A. Saturday night. Three girls don't go into a stall to help each other wipe - that's for sure.

Wonder if Courtney was wearing one of Lindsay's necklaces?!

Not So Surprising News

Because I can't stand Paris Hilton I'm just going to post her Bentley getting impounded when there's a new story...maybe I'll also swap it with the pic of her getting arrested. We'll see. -- Anyhow, remember this photo of Paris, Courtney Love, Nicole Richie & Joel Madden at Paris's bday dinner? -- Well, Courtney Love has posted a note on her web site that there was "a big pile of white powder in the rest room at Paris Hilton's birthday party on Oscar eve."

Nice.

Courtney "WTF?!" Love

I know this pic is a couple of days old but it just keeps haunting me. What is it with people destroying themselves with surgery? It seems to me that she may have replaced her drug addiction(s) with a plastic surgery addiction. I know she hasn't been a successful recording artist in a long while but you know she's got to have some money to afford a decent surgeon.

And what the h-e-double hockey stick is she doing wearing this to a post-Oscar bash?! All sorts of wrong I tell ya.

How Ridiculous Is This Photo?!!

LaLoooo-serrrrrs. I hate Paris Hilton and Courtney Love has been working so hard on making her face even fuglier. I thought the purpose of surgery was to make you look better.

That Joel guy just irritates me to no end...total wannabe tough guy...Nicole Richie looks ok but loses points for being with such wankers.