Friday, April 20, 2007

Reese's Sci-Fi Hair Moment

Just the wind. Even though Reese Witherspoon was coming from the Neil George salon (April 18) it doesn't look like they'd really done anything special to her hair so the wind clearly didn't bother her.

Love her.

Could She Be The Next Ciccone-Richie?

This is the little girl named Grace everyone has been blabbering that Madonna could possibly adopt from an orphanage in Malawi - a country with an estimated 1 million orphans. Of course, most of the rumors are coming from the Daily Mail so there's no telling what is/isn't true until it actually happens.

Madonna's rep insists she is there simply to work on the "Raising Malawi" project. She is there with daughter Lourdes and adopted son David Banda (from Malawi). Click her name link below for Madonna stories over the last week.

Happy 28th Kate

Kate Hudson celebrated her 28th birthday Thursday night (April 19) looking gorgeous and stepping out to Box.

No Owen Wilson in site in this set of pics...wonder why they hate being photographed together? Maybe it's because of her son. Who knows.

Speaking of Scientology...

Tom Cruise aka "Jesus Cruise" let his "Mary" aka Katie Holmes out for the night as the attended a $6,5250 per person dinner to help raise fund for the New York Workers Detoxification Project.

The rehabilitation project is to help city workers of 9/11 who are suffering from disease processes/breathing problems and is based on the teachings of "religious" capitalist L. Ron Hubbard:

"It is a precise regimen that includes exercise, sauna bathing, and vitamin, mineral and oil supplements. More than 20 years of clinical experience have established its value in treating chemical exposures."

You know, the same stuff Katie has to do when she talks back to Tom or does something he didn't give prior approval for. ;)

Scientology: Capitalizing On Virginia Tech Deaths One Book At a Time.

Check out this "emergency bulletin" posted on (an anti-Scientology site). It was reportedly disseminated by Scientology church leaders asking them to "Please help us get The Way to Happiness" books" (written by L.Ron Hubbard - Scientology founder) to the "students, faculty, and member so the community of Blacksburg, VA..."

E M E R G E N C Y B U L L E T I N :


Please help us get The Way to Happiness books to the students, faculty, and members of the community of Blacksburg, VA following the tragic school shooting yesterday at Virginia Tech.

The message of The Way to Happiness book is not only pertinent, but needed at this time of crisis and healing.

Below is an excerpt from The Way to Happiness:

Precept 8: DO NOT MURDER

... “Murder” is another thing entirely. By definition it means, “The unlawful killing of one (or more) human being(s) by another, especially with malice aforethought.” One can easily see that in this age of violent weaponry, murder would be all too easy. One could not exist in a society where oneself or one’s family or friends were at the mercy of some who went about casually taking lives.

Murder justly bears the highest priority in social prevention and retaliation.

The stupid, the evil and the insane seek to solve their real or imagined problems with murder. And they have been known to do it for no reason at all.

Get behind any demonstrably effective program that handles this threat to mankind and push. Your own survival could depend on it.

The way to happiness does not include murdering or your friends, your family, or yourself being murdered.

The message in The Way to Happiness book is needed right now!

Please donate to our campaign for Blacksburg, VA. We plan to distribute 25,000 books in this community. The first books are on their way now!!

$50 = 50 books

$100 = 100 books

$300 = 300 books

$500 = 500 books

$1000 = 1000 books

Call 818-254-0600 or 800-255-7906 or fax your tax deductible donation to 818-254-0555.

Yeah, this crap was sent after a Church of Scientology rep told the New York Daily News that their ministers were "forbidden" from proselytizing to students during "grief counseling" at Virginia Tech.

No More Paris Hole for Josh - That Shites For James Blunt Now!

James Blunt just hasn't been the same since his break-up with Petra Nemcova in February. His downward spiral continues in the ladies department.

Last month Blunt, 33, was seen with Lindsay Lohan and now Rush & Malloy are reporting he was spotted making out with PARIS(ite) HILTON, 26, Wednesday night at Teddy's in the Roosevelt Hotel.

Soooo, is Hilton on a Ross-n-Rachel break with the nastiness of Josh Henderson? They were just photographed hand-in-hand together on Sunday! Maybe she had a herpes flare-up and Josh got skeeved out...he's only used to crabs. ;)

Click her name link below for past pics of her and SlJoshed.

Cam Hanging With Paris?!


These are pics of a very clearly trashed Cameron Diaz leaving Paris(ite) Hilton's house. You know you're trashed when you can't walk to a car without assistance....or when you're painting a dude's nails red at a party!

100,000 points for not driving Cam...but minus 1,000,000 for hanging with that life sucker Paris. Which meanssss, you're in the whole. Wait, you better not have been in that dayum hole.

WTF are you thinking?! Get a grip woman!

So Obnoxious

Russian billionaire Andrei Melnichenko and his wife Aleksandra are paying Jennifer Lopez $1 million dollars to sing for 40 minutes at a joint celebration for his recent birthday and the Mrs.'s 30th this weekend.

According to the Daily Mail, JLO is being paid $600k for the performance plus $400k to cover flight, and hoity-toity hotel rooms for her and her entourage.

A source close to Miss Lopez said:

"It will be wall-to-wall billionaires in there. Andrei and Aleksandra are both very great fans of J-Lo, so Andrei put the call in and personally put the offer to her. She accepted immediately.

"She will sing for about 40 minutes - not bad money for the work."

If she really wanted to do some good she would turn around and donate the $600k to charity. No hoopla - no nothin'....yeah, not betting on it.

This is the same couple who paid a bazillion dollars for Christina Aguilera to sing at the 2005 wedding.

Lopez performing on American Idol last week.

Good Work Rachel!

I confess, I am a Rachael Ray addict...girl cooks like a human (not a freaky schooled chef) and she is personable. Talkative...but good spirited...she's real people even though you know she's making boo-koo bucks! Plus, she has worked with City Harvest for years and I love almost anyone who does their part to "give back."

These were taken at the City Harvest 25th Anniversary "Practical Magic Ball" held at Cipriani in New York on Wednesday (April 18) - Rach hosted.

Click here to learn more about City Harvest and what you can do to help!

It's so funny: Rach has done tons of red carpets and gigs like this but she still looks shocked to be there...each and every time! Kinda like Doolittle on American Idol when she receives a know she knows she can saaaaang.

I love Rachel's recipes...below are a steak version and veggie version of her "Steak Sandwich - Knife Required."

The main course is skirt steak soaked in olive oil, garlic & rosemary and grilled...with spinach, garlic & blue cheese tossed in red wine vinegar and then tossed with grilled asparagus. Veggie version skipped the steak and replaced it with whole grain and wild rice.

Desert was pears poached in water, bit of sugar, ginger & lemon zest, dressed with blackberries (brain food!), homemade chocolate hearts, a tiny scoop of vanilla bean ice cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon. Scrumptious!

Oscar De La Renta's Ladies

Mr. Oscar De La Renta himself just opened a new boutique in Beverly Hills (shouldn't he have had one there fifty years ago?!) and some girly girls got gussied up to attend the special opening on Wednesday (April 18).

Attendees included Amanda Peet, Brooke Shields, Jennifer Garner, Angie Harmon, Kristin Davis & Lauren Graham.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE AMANDA ON STUDIO 60 AGAIN! Oops, I yelled that didn't I?! Well, I LOVE THAT SHOW and I LOVE AMANDA ON IT! ;) The gorgeous gal just gave birth to little Frances Pen on February 20.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Alec Baldwin Is Punk-Arse Bully!

We know Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger have an incredibly strained connection in their daughter (the two divorced in 2002 - she filed in 2001) and it doesn't seem to be letting up. Alec left a hateful and nasty message on his daughter's cell phone April 11 - after she did not answer a scheduled call. TMZ has the recording but here is what he disgustingly said:

"Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone," adding, "you have insulted me for the last time."

..."I don't give a damn that you're 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do."

..."You've made me feel like s**t" and threatened to "straighten your ass out."

..."You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me."

TMZ is reporting an L.A. Superior Court commissioner heard the tape and "temporarily suspended Baldwin's visitation rights."

Click HERE to listen to the message.

Dude's a total asshole. There's no excuse for speaking to your daughter (or any child) like that. Foolio.

No Threesome For Lohan, Knightley & Some Dude

If you were wondering why Lindsay Lohan didn't head from Tokyo to London to begin filming "The Best Time of Our Lives" co-starring Keira Knightley, it's because Knightley didn't want that stinky va-jay-jay in her face.

Not really, but Lohan's not a part of the project anymore according to Life & Style mag:

A source told the mag, "She didn't back out and producers didn't pull the deal, but there were changes that weren't to her liking, and that was that."

Lohan and Knightley were rumored to be part of a steamy threesome in the film. I'm blaming it on three things: 1) Lohan's nasty cooter...2) Rumored girlfriend Sam Ronson was jealous...& 3) Lohan didn't want to make out with a beanpole.

All This Fanciness For a Dayum Watch

Gorgeous and classic Cate Blanchett and Thandie Newton joined the hoity-toity party for a new watch none of us can afford - the IWC Da Vinci.

Cate, Kevin Spacey & someone who pretty much looks like an older, balding bearded Chris Martin of Coldplay! HAHHHHHHA!

Cate, actor Jean Reno and his wife actress Zofia Borucka.

Yeahhhh for futballers! Cate is pictured here with head-to-chest-butting Zinedine Zidane and Zidane's wife Veronique.

P!nk Rocked Perth!

If you know someone in Perth, Australia, who may have attended P!nk's concert last night (April 18) then you need to send them here for these HUGE-HIGH-RESOLUTION photos. Memories!

I know Pink isn't one to disappoint in concert but doesn't the set/outfit look a bit Village People-y? LOVE HER NO MATTER WHAT! Click her name link below for past posts with great photos.