Saturday, June 23, 2007

NBC Denies $1 Million Payment for Paris Interview

The world was abuzz last week with the reported news that NBC would be paying Paris Hilton $1 million for her first post-jail interview to air on the "Today" show. Now comes word that NBC is denying the deal stating:

We don't pay for interviews and we'll never pay for interviews, and I have no interview to confirm," NBC News spokeswoman Allison Gollust said Thursday night.

She did acknowledge the "common practice" of licensing pictures and video, but "I've never seen a deal like that for this kind of money."

Paris's spokesman Elliot Mintz said he couldn't comment because he didn't know what was going on but that he wouldn't necessarily know if there were ongoing negotiations.

I may not have to boycott NBC after all. We shall see. Yes, we...shall...see.

In other Paris "news": We learned yesterday that she will be released from jail this coming Tuesday after serving almost 3 1/2wks of a 45 day sentence. Of course most of that time was spent living it up in the medical ward.

Ashton's Diggin' Rumer

Um, I'm pretty sure Ashton Kutcher should NOT be checking out Rumer's boobs like that. Ohhhh, I get it. He's making sure nothing's popping out right? Riiiiiiight. You know they're "doing it" behind Demi's back. Mmm-kaaaaay.

The family was snapped at the NYC premier of papa Bruce Willis's latest Die Hard installment: Live Free or Die Hard. Tallulah's a pretty girl. Don't know where Scout was...wait, she was probably holding the family's table at Butter.

Textbook Britney

Another day, another hooker outfit for Britney Spears. Why must she insist on looking like trash? WHY? I know I know. It's her life and she can dress anyway she chooses. We don't have to look at the pictures.

But who can turn away from a car wreck?! There's just all sorts of wrong going on in these photos.

Close call for another cooter flash incident!

Reunited and it Feels So Good

WOOHOO! No Doubt is working on their first new album in SIX years and drummer Adrian Young says it's “unlike anything else we ever made – they’re all over the place stylistically.” These are some recent pics of their quicky reunion.

The boys will be working on the music and once Gwen's solo tour wraps up in the fall - they'll all get together to complete the album.

Here's what Young told Rock & Roll Daily (Rolling Stone mag's online blog):

“The three of us are going to lay down some songs with music only,” drummer Adrian Young says. “When she gets done with the tour we’ll all be there to do it. We’ve probably got four albums worth of ideas demoed.”

Can't wait!!!

Donkey's the Dad

People magazine received confirmation from a rep for Spice Girl Melanie Brown that DNA tests prove Eddie Murphy is the father of little Angel Iris born on April 3 of this year (Murphy's birthday is April 3 as well):

"He's the baby's father, it's official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his," a source told People. "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all [Brown's]. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

And there you have it. He knew he was that baby's father - he knew full well. Once a donkey - always a donkey. Right, Donkey?

Friday, June 22, 2007

Mena's Been Waxed to Within an Inch of Her Life

Um, Mena Suvari doesn't really need that bikini top does she? She's such a small girl all over but it's good that she seems fit - not ano or anything. Also good to see that she hasn't resorted to some big-ole'-out-of-place fake boobies.

Mena and her beau loved it up on a beach in Hawaii ages ago...? He seems kinda cuddly.

Britney Does Her Best Turkey Impression

...while buying a bird.

Britney Spears bought a bird for her boys yesterday...'cause she'd rather keep buying pets for them to spend time with than hang out with them herself. That and she likes giving animals to friends when she's done with them. You know, once the "newness" and novelty has worn off. Oops, just like her kids again.

Funny how this all works.

Blind Item: Your Guess is as Good as Mine

Ted Casablanca irritates me to no end and I try never to pay attention to anything he does but this is just too juicy to pass up. You know my guess - what's yours?:

" Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity...the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin' while, Fake-à-la manages to look super-duper delish in the process.
Well, she used to, at least.

Lately, F2's once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn't the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned 'bout our gal Fakey.

See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin' heretical here in lip-cemented T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef's hiding one helluva secret. And I'm the bitch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers 'n' shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She's got what's known as...a heroin habit.

Well, she's hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It's just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin' broad happens to be as of late.

Gosh, wonder how long before everyone finds out what's really behind Fake-à-la's rapidly withering figure? It'll be "Paris who?" should that happen, trust."
WTF?! OMG?! Can this possibly be true? It seems beyond crazy. She seems so personable when she's signing autographs, doing interviews, etc. Can heroin addicts be that nice? Could she really "act" her way out of looking/acting stoned on that crap?! I'm freaking out here! I can't see Brad letting this slide. Wait, she's always bright eyed and making coherent statements. I thought heroin addicts were barely functional.!.??????????

-- Charity work? Shoes (she loves her hooker shoes)?...could it be...Nooo, doesn't fit if you ask me...

That's a Baby Bump - NOT Extra Chips-n-Guac!

You cannot tell me that Christina Aguilera is not pregnant! That is a baby bump - not extra chips-n-guac.

This shot was just taken at her concert in Osaka, Japan. Seriously, I think we'll be seeing a press release ANY day now. CONGRATS CHRISTINA & JORDAN!

Timberlake's Mom Knows Sign Language Ya'all!

Here are some huge close-ups of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Oslow. Um, yeah, that is Justin's mom Lynn flipping the bird to the razzi in the top pic. She's a classy one. Bahhh, I'd be doing it too!

The more I see that dress and those flats on Biel - the more I hate them. The more I see those shorts on Justin - the more I hate them. Dude, what's with rolling up the bottom of your jean shorts (jean shorts!) to show plaid? Eww.

Hello River Russell Deary!
(Wait, is he in there?)

Keri Russell just gave birth to little River Russell Deary 13 days ago and she already looks better than most of us while running errands with the little guy in Brooklyn, NY earlier this week. That's just wrong.

Is there really a baby in there? Is he breathing? I know they're used all the time but that thing scares me!

Name That Derriere

So, whose bootay are we looking at getting groped? Think movies, London, Pearl Harbor...Yep, Kate Beckinsale. Click pics for a much closer view.

The London premier of Die Hard 4 - Live Free or Die Hard looked like a ton of fun - or at least the afterparty did! The gentlemen grabbing Beckinsale's bum is her hubby of three years, and the film's director, Len Wiseman. Not bad after three years. But my hubby and I have been married almost ten and we still act like that when we go out so call me in seven years Kate. ;)

Huh, huh, I Said Cox

Courteney Cox was in full affect at the OmniPeace Millenium Promise event in L.A. last night. She's wearing an Omni Peace "End extreme poverty by 2025" shirt.

Click here to go to to learn more about her t-shirt, others in the product line and what you can do to help. Children and adults do not need to go hungry in this rich, rich, rich, world.

Click the pics of Courteney for an up close and personal look.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Are You Trying to Make Him Special Ed Britney?

Um, shouldn't Sean Preston be wearing some sort of helmut if he's going to be operating that Escalade alone on asphalt? He has already been dropped on his head once...why go for more head trauma Britney?!

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

Daily Dose of Awww Brought to You by Violet

Jennifer Garner and daughter Violet hit the beach again in Hawaii yesterday.

Garner was also lucky enough to get a break and do some paddleboarding which looks quite mundane but I'm sure is very enjoyable.

No baby bump there. Looks like Garner and hubby Ben Affleck aren't adding to their broad quite yet.

Not the Marrying Kind

Contrary to gossip earlier this week, Tom Cruise did not perform the wedding of Scientology backer and media mogul James Packer to model Erica Baxter.

The couple wed yesterday on the grounds of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc on the French Riviera while TomKat sat amongst the other guests.

Where's Your Smart Water?

It's so strange. Pictures of Jennifer Aniston without a bottle of Smart Water covering her face! Good news, it does appear that her EYEMERGENCY is over. Phew!

These were snapped at The Police concert at the Staples Center last night (June 20). Thanks to Sting for taking a break from his tantric sex sessions in order to tour again. AWESOME!