Friday, June 22, 2007

Blind Item: Your Guess is as Good as Mine

Ted Casablanca irritates me to no end and I try never to pay attention to anything he does but this is just too juicy to pass up. You know my guess - what's yours?:

" Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity...the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin' while, Fake-à-la manages to look super-duper delish in the process.
Well, she used to, at least.

Lately, F2's once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn't the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned 'bout our gal Fakey.

See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin' heretical here in lip-cemented T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef's hiding one helluva secret. And I'm the bitch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers 'n' shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She's got what's known as...a heroin habit.

Well, she's hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It's just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin' broad happens to be as of late.

Gosh, wonder how long before everyone finds out what's really behind Fake-à-la's rapidly withering figure? It'll be "Paris who?" should that happen, trust."
WTF?! OMG?! Can this possibly be true? It seems beyond crazy. She seems so personable when she's signing autographs, doing interviews, etc. Can heroin addicts be that nice? Could she really "act" her way out of looking/acting stoned on that crap?! I'm freaking out here! I can't see Brad letting this slide. Wait, she's always bright eyed and making coherent statements. I thought heroin addicts were barely functional.!.??????????

-- Charity work? Shoes (she loves her hooker shoes)?...could it be...Nooo, doesn't fit if you ask me...


tina said...

There's no way she could be as functional as she is if she were smacked up on heroin all the time. It can't be her! I refuse to believe it!

yuma said...

Maybe it's Fergie. She used to be a meth addict. But she isn't known for charity work is she?

Hmm, wonder if it is Angelina?! CRAZY.