Thursday, September 20, 2007

No Blogging 'Til Saturday

Hey everyone,

I'm driving to Atlanta now for our embryo transfer tomorrow (SEXY!). Will try to blog tomorrow.


Britney or Jessica?

The alcohol, wrecked clothes, smeared that Britney Spears? Wait, the hair isn't as nasty as Brit's...It's Jessica Simpson. My bad.

These were shot on the Los Angeles set of Major Movie Star. 'Cause we need more Jessica Simpson movies.

Um, cute dress?

Amy Winehouse won best UK female at last night's Mobo awards. I thought we weren't supposed to give her anymore awards until she cleaned up her junky act? Don't get me wrong, I love her music, but the rest of her needs some work.

Her "rider" might have had something to do with her performance. It included, one large bottle of vodka, two bottles of Jack Daniels, two more bottles of Veuve Cliquot, two bottles of red Rioja wine and 48 Heineken. YUMMY! Time to get sick!

Anyhow, I like the picture above of Amy taken last week or so. So hot. Below is her performance at the Mobo's.

Elisabeth Hasselrighteous

I flip between wanting to strangle Elisabeth Hasselbeck for driving me nuts and giving her a high-five for being so idealistically dumb. These quotes don't bother's listening to her on The View. It's hard to like anybody who defends George W. Bush and this administration.

Here she is talking and posing for Pregnancy magazine:

On being pregnant and arguing with Rosie O’Donnell: “When a woman cries, it’s never seen as a sign of strength and never seen in a positive light. A man cries and he’s sensitive, and a woman cries and she’s weak. So even when you’re debating another woman, the first person to cry pretty much loses.”

On being a conservative mother in 2007: “Being a conservative mother isn’t the challenge. Being a conservative in New York City on television is the challenge.”

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Frozen Face Engaged?

Is Rose McGowan (aka Frozen Face) engaged to director Robert Rodriguez?

Page Six reports McGowan is walking around L.A. "showing off" a new blood diamond diamond engagement ring - given to her by Rodriguez.

We don't see them often but they were photographed together earlier this year during the publicity tour for Grindhouse. Not long after filming, Rodriguez announced he was divorcing his wife of 16 years and the mother of his five children. Dirty bag.

Dave Grohl's the Bombdiggity

Dave Grohl already holds a special place in my heart (I'll explain later) but hearing Dave speak about Paris Hilton just really makes me happy.

Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her."

I think we can all agree, Paris(ite) has been described in many ways as many things but this one is certainly a special gem. Good on ya Dave!

Now to my story: Dave and his fellow Foo-Fighters were playing at a nearby amphitheater a couple of years ago. A couple of my family members love live music as much as I do so we headed to the concert. Teenagers, aged rockers and $10 beers...what's not to love?

We drank some beer, peed, drank some more beer, peed, and then it was showtime. So we got another beer (it was hot out!) and took to our seats not too far from the stage. An hour, lots of good tunes, more beer and more peeing later, Dave jumped from the stage, singing and playing, up an aisle. I freaked and ran from the middle of our row into the aisle to try to catch him on his way back to the stage. BINGO. He headed my way! As he was about to pass me, I reached my hand towards him and my right index finger managed to find his neck where I quickly wiped the dripping sweat from it! I was now in possession of Dave Grohl's sweat!

What did I do with the sweat? I quickly contained it in a small vile (which I smartly brought with me to the concert. Genius!) and proceeded to sell it on eBay. How much did I get? $1,000.00. Courtney Love needed it for the "Dave Grohl CURSE soup" she was making.

What He's Thinking...

"Why doesn't Jodie smell like baby wipes? I know already that she's a dirty girl."

What is this baby wipes business you ask? Well, Terrence Howard famously told Elle magazine:

If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go inside a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean."

Jodie (Foster) looked beautiful at the Rome premier of The Brave One. She looks so womanly!

Aniston On Set

It's not often that we see pics of Jennifer Aniston (unless she's pimping Smart Water) so shots from the set of He's Just Not That Into You are kinda cool.

Maybe not as entertaining as Drew Barrymore's pirate get-up - but I like Jen so they're cool nonetheless.

Co-stars Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Ginnifer Goodwin (Big Love), Ben Affleck and others.

You can click on all of the pics to seem them larger though the ones of Aniston in the pink dress aren't as large as they others.

Um, who is this woman?

This is supposed to be Sharon Stone at the Paris party celebrating John Galliano's 10-year-anniversary designing for Christian Dior but I'm thinking it's a Sharon Stone robot replica. She's scaring me!

The eyebrows, tight face and lips. Stop the madness Sharon!

P.S. Haven't blogged since Friday because I've been partying it up at the beach. Embryo transfer this coming Friday so I wanted to get some drinks in! Like, 100 of them or so. I'm not ashamed!