Cutie Aniston At L.A. GLAAD Awards

The 18th Annual GLAAD Media awards - Los Angeles - were held last night to "recognize and honor mainstream media for their fair, accurate and inclusive representations of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community and the issues that affect their lives." The New York and L.A. ceremonies will air on LOGO on April 21.

Jake Gyllenhaal presented Jennifer Aniston (a personal fav) with the Vanguard Award for her work reflecting alternative families/lifestyles ("Friends" where off/on beau Ross's ex-wife an mother of his child was a lesbian...music video for Melissa Etheridge, etc.). Too bad we didn't get to see a better smooch between Aniston and Jake Gyllenhaal! *slurp*

Jennifer Aniston & "Out" Lance Bass.

Who's More Gnarly?The Aniston vs. Garner Edition

While Brangelina and broad are cruising Chicago, Jennifer Aniston, BFF Courteney Cox, David Arquette and their daughter Coco, are hanging in Hawaii.

So who's the better paddleboarder: Aniston or Jennifer Garner? Garner was snapped in Hawaii in June.


Cox is wearing her Omni Peace "End extreme poverty by 2025" hat and carrying a bottle of "pusher Jen's" Smart Water. Now that's a dedicated Cox.


Aniston is 38 effin'-years-old. I'd kill to look like that now - let alone at 38! Good on ya Jen.

Love? or Like? for Aniston

Jennifer Aniston has LA - and bloggers ;) - talking about her date with a "mystery man" Monday night.

"Extra" reported that Aniston ate with the unidentified fellow at Il Sole on the Sunset Strip. Page Six is reporting the dude was Hollywood producer Ryan Kavanaugh.

"The two were looking very cozy at a table near Courteney Cox and David Arquette, and Aniston reportedly snuck out the back door upon leaving the restaurant. Reps for Aniston did not return calls."

Aniston's Eyemergency

While filming a Smart Water commercial in the California desert, Jennifer Aniston was squirted in her right eye with the mysterious and brainy water thereby causing irreparable damage to the eye and her reputation as the girl-next-door...only more gorgeous...with a better looking ex-husband...and more exciting career...oh, and with lots more money.

Now Ms. Aniston's eye is being referred to as "wonkier than Paris Hilton's crazy wonk eye...and that shite is wonky!" Wow, painful comparison.

We wish Aniston the best of luck in securing "the one" doctor in the world who may be able to fix things. Unfortunately, said doctor spends most of his time traveling with Angelina Jolie on her humanitarian missions. GREAT GOOGLYMOOGLY! That Jolie ruins everything!

Aniston On Set

It's not often that we see pics of Jennifer Aniston (unless she's pimping Smart Water) so shots from the set of He's Just Not That Into You are kinda cool.

Maybe not as entertaining as Drew Barrymore's pirate get-up - but I like Jen so they're cool nonetheless.

Co-stars Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Ginnifer Goodwin (Big Love), Ben Affleck and others.

You can click on all of the pics to seem them larger though the ones of Aniston in the pink dress aren't as large as they others.

No Aniston Boobies Here!

The Smoking Gun is reporting that d*ckhead Mario Lavandeira (the other Hilton) has been served with a lawsuit for posting a booby pic of Jennifer Aniston from the film shoot of The Break-up.

Sooo, you will not be seeing any naked Aniston pics here. I'm definitely not an Aniston hater. I try not to hate anyone...but d*ckhead is very disliked!

ScarJo Has The Bod According To Glamour Readers

Kudos to ScarJo! Gisele's skanky arse needs to be shoved to #20 - if at all on the list...LOVE that Aniston beat out Jolie (Jolie has a very short torso & no arse) but that probably has more to do with her snatching Brad from Aniston...Jessica Alba is way too skinny these days to be at the top...Mischa Barton is a thin girl but she's completely out of shape and full of cottage cheese...Bilson has the body of a 13 yr-old...Kate Moss is just gross.

Glamour magazine's Top Sexiest Bodies as voted on by its readers:

1 Scarlett Johansson
2 Jessica Alba
3 Gisele Bundchen
4 Jennifer Aniston
5 Angelina Jolie
6 Mischa Barton
7 Rachel Bilson
8 Beyonce
9 Jennifer Lopez
10 Kelly Brook
11 Jessica Biel
12 Cameron Diaz
13 Sienna Miller
14 Gwen Stefani
15 Penelope Cruz
16 Kate Winslet
17 Jessica Simpson
18 Salma Hayek
19 Halle Berry
20 Kate Moss

Aniston's Sexy Beast of a Man

Yeah, um, Jennifer Aniston's new lover is so damn hot! Vince Vaughn he is not. ;)

His name is Paul Sculfor and he is a 33-year-old model under contract with New York Model Management. He's also buddy buddy with Victoria "Robot Spice" Beckham. Free tickets to soccer matches!!!

It's great to see a pic of him leaving Aniston's Malibu home. Only want good things for my Jenny.

Aniston in NYC

I don't get why some people hate Jennifer Aniston so much. Why? She's beautiful (not in the classical sense nor the Hollywood "perfect" sense), funny, articulate, introspective and Brad Pitt loved her for years...what's not to like?!

Good to see her smiling after dinner in NYC the other night. She don't need no stinkin' man (that's for you Ang)! ;)

Name That Bootayyy!(before clicking on the other pics to see her face ya cheaters!)

Is that Jennifer Aniston's arse? Yowzas!

Aniston and her bikin bottoms from 1980 (1970?) were snapped in Hawaii enjoying a rockin' day of surfing. She's adorable but I can't get over how shiteous those bottoms are. They're practically giving her a gyno exam! Ick.

But I love her and love seeing her have a great time. BFF Courteney Cox is also there with her husband David Arquette and their daughter Coco.

Don't forget, you can click each pic to get up close and personal. Nothing like a closer look at your fav celeb!

Aniston Pimpin' Smart Water Big Time

Jennifer Aniston is taking her role as water whore for Smart Water very seriously. She was photographed with the overhyped water as she left the MacMillan Salon in L.A. yesterday (June 14).

Actually, she's an investor in the company so we'll be seeing a lot more Smart Water blocking her face in the future. For instance, this oldie (earlier this month) but goodie...

Let us not forget the ads themselves!...

Aniston=Best PG-13 Nude Scene...Hayek=Best Breasts

Did any of you know there was an Annual Anatomy Awards? I sure didn't.

Nevertheless, Jennifer Aniston won the award for Best PG-13 Nude Scene for her "bum shot" in 2006's The Break-Up. Salma Hayek won Best Breasts for her booby flashing in Ask The Dust...Ask The Dust? Missed that one. I suppose hubby will want to rent it now.
Over my dead body 2nd place boobies. Buwahhhhhhh!

Long Time No See Aniston

It is so annoying when celebs, Jennifer Aniston in this case, hide their faces from the razzi...or have their celebrity friends, David Arquett - also in this case, block the razzi. Just give 'em some shots and go on your way. She looked beautiful so what's the big deal? Nevertheless, I'm still a fan.

It's so rare that we see shots of her so these of her after dinner at Nobu in Malibu the other night will definitely suffice.

Love Me Some Aniston

Cutie Jennifer Aniston was photographed as she headed to a meeting with her agent(s) at CAA on Monday. Love her effortless style...she's "one of us" but with a batrillion dollars. ;)

Aniston Getting Married

So maybe Jennifer Aniston isn't marrying a guy but she sure as hell is all hitched with/to her Smart Water. These are pics of her on the set of a Smart Water commercial filming in the California desert.

Wonder if they'll air in the States or overseas.