The alcohol, wrecked clothes, smeared make-up...is that Britney Spears? Wait, the hair isn't as nasty as Brit's...It's Jessica Simpson. My bad.
These were shot on the Los Angeles set of Major Movie Star. 'Cause we need more Jessica Simpson movies.
Both Jessica and Ashlee Simpson attended Roberto Cavalli’s ‘Just Cavalli’ store opening Friday evening in NYC.
While the girls looked much better than Jennifer Lopez, they both look too "plastic" for my liking.
Jessica looks botoxed frozen. Ashlee, well, that damn nose job did her in. Nevertheless, I'd take either of their bodies.
Jessica Simpson attended a party last night for her new stylist, Britt Bardo (Drag queen anyone?), and apparently she considered herself the guest of honor.
Blondie commandeered the entire balcony and while she danced and chatted - her "tools" prevented other party guests from stepping onto the balcony. A lot of the guests were so pissed they just left.
And Simpson gave us all this wonderful insight: "I get to be here as a fashionista. I get to come as someone who has made a product that people like," she said referring to her successful shoe line. "I want to wear heels all the time and the fact that my shoes are doing the numbers that they are doing means everyone wants to wear heels all the time, too."
Pics below are of Simpson leaving her hotel for an afternoon of funzies Wednesday.
Is it just me or is Jessica Simpson's face looking really firm and "filled in" at a Malibu party Saturday? Her eyes look interesting.
Definitely looking fresh with her blond hair...fit too. Damn her.
Sure the jeans look good and the hair is relaxed and carefree but did you have to do both two nights in a row Ms. Jessica Simpson?
First she pimped the look Saturday night in Hollywood:
...and at Sunset Marquis last night (June 17).
She's looking really good since her split with Mr. Big Head John Mayer.
Thanks to Jessica Simpson, the festival goers of Cannes will not be without their frivolous coffee beverages. She brings the whipped cream too...or is it just a can of air? Cute, almost ladylike, dress...she still managed to hoochify it.
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Seriously, Jessica Simpson's earrings look prime for a little person to run up, grab onto and perform a complete "rings" routine for all the judges photogs. -- You kids have seen the "rings" competition in men's gymnastics right?...or am I the only homo (not really) that enjoys televised gymnastics? Ok, phew!
She seems to be handling the break-up well...at least in public..jpg)
Those of us who are skeptics (I think we just have our eyes open) knew the John Mayer-Jessica Simpson love bus would soon be slipping and sliding on the road to longevity and, well, they've crashed.
I think it's her hoochie outfit the night of the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Gala. She looked straight up hooker. 
On the other hand, there is word that Mayer has hooked up with recently engaged (and proudly toothless) Amy Winehouse. The two are said to be sneaking away to Kate Moss's country home for some r&r. Ok, they're not really hooking up but wouldn't they have some cute kids! Oi.
I don't mind Jessica Simpson's brown hair (brunettes RULE!) but there's something not right about those wicker looking shoes and that fancy tablecloth dress. Is "picnic chic" all the rage this summer?
Good to see she's still taking "the girls" on walks...keeps 'em healthy.
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer hit Maestro's Steakhouse Friday, April 13.
...and Ms. Jessica Alba is upholding the work-out tradition. She was snapped leaving her Los Angeles gym Sunday, April 15. And the pics below are of her filming a commercial in West Hollywood.
So John Mayer and Jessica Simpson landed at Coolangatta airport in Australia...cool. I like that they didn't waste any time heading to the beach. At least John got wet.
Um, Jess appears to be part of the braless brigade! Sweet...for the boys...and lesbians.
I love that they didn't waste any time getting to the beach. Just about puked when I saw him carrying her...hubby would carry me too if I didn't weigh 1,000 pounds. ;)
Australia better have a nice big bed ready because John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have landed and John's gigantic-super-brainy-head needs a place to rest.
Do you think they're grateful that Jessica's sister Ashlee has approved of their union. Puh-leeeze.
Sorry, still don't buy these two. My mom and I were talking today and I said they remind me of the old Hollywood couples that studios coupled to increase visibility and raise their profile.
Sure they're both famous but everyone knows that you put two famous people together and *WAMMO* - you've got a power couple.
Anyhow, these two were snapped coming/going from a residential party Sunday night. Ooooo, juicy. Not. Click here for more Mayer-Simpson pics.
In case you missed these candids on March 15 - here ya go.
What's up with John's damn "dirty Sanchez" mustache? It also looks like he's using his abnormally large head to barrel through the razzi. Hey, he's needs the big head to store all those creative juices. See, I said something positive. I embrace Karma.
P.S. You two have NO EXCUSE for having a dirty car. You could have naked wearing rainbow clown wigs washing that sh*t with the money you've got. Just terrible.
