Oh man, Tom Cruise is at the "Highest Level of 'clear' in Scientology" and now he may "perform a wedding" for one of the fake church's richest benefactors, Australian heir James Packer.
According to Page Six, Packer will wed model-turned-singer Erica Baxter this Wednesday on France's Cote d'Azur and Cruise just might be the man to perform the ceremony. Blech. I just totally vurped.
Check out this "emergency bulletin" posted on Xenu.net (an anti-Scientology site). It was reportedly disseminated by Scientology church leaders asking them to "Please help us get The Way to Happiness" books" (written by L.Ron Hubbard - Scientology founder) to the "students, faculty, and member so the community of Blacksburg, VA..."
E M E R G E N C Y B U L L E T I N :
THE WAY TO HAPPINESS CAMPAIGN, VIRGINIA TECH
Please help us get The Way to Happiness books to the students, faculty, and members of the community of Blacksburg, VA following the tragic school shooting yesterday at Virginia Tech.
The message of The Way to Happiness book is not only pertinent, but needed at this time of crisis and healing.
Below is an excerpt from The Way to Happiness:
Precept 8: DO NOT MURDER
... “Murder” is another thing entirely. By definition it means, “The unlawful killing of one (or more) human being(s) by another, especially with malice aforethought.” One can easily see that in this age of violent weaponry, murder would be all too easy. One could not exist in a society where oneself or one’s family or friends were at the mercy of some who went about casually taking lives.
Murder justly bears the highest priority in social prevention and retaliation.
The stupid, the evil and the insane seek to solve their real or imagined problems with murder. And they have been known to do it for no reason at all.
Get behind any demonstrably effective program that handles this threat to mankind and push. Your own survival could depend on it.
The way to happiness does not include murdering or your friends, your family, or yourself being murdered.
The message in The Way to Happiness book is needed right now!
Please donate to our campaign for Blacksburg, VA. We plan to distribute 25,000 books in this community. The first books are on their way now!!
$50 = 50 books
$100 = 100 books
$300 = 300 books
$500 = 500 books
$1000 = 1000 books
Call 818-254-0600 or 800-255-7906 or fax your tax deductible donation to 818-254-0555.
Yeah, this crap was sent after a Church of Scientology rep told the New York Daily News that their ministers were "forbidden" from proselytizing to students during "grief counseling" at Virginia Tech.
"Tom Toast" from Gallergy of the Absurd.
The New York Post reports Tom Cruise will be visiting New York for a gala on April 19 to benefit the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project, a controversial "detox" program for 9/11 workers.
Cruise, a Scientologist, helped open a clinic in downtown Manhattan after the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center. The clinic offers free Scientology-inspired treatments to firefighters, cops and other rescue workers exposed to high levels of toxins at Ground Zero. Tickets for the fund-raiser range from $6,250 to $100,000. WTF?! $100,000? Do you get to smack Cruise in the head twenty times for that price?!
The detox procedure reportedly includes high doses of niacin, the ingesting of cold-pressed oil and longs intervals in a sauna — is not endorsed by New York City's Fire or Police departments but some rescue workers brainwashed by Cruise say the program has helped them.
John Travolta owns five private planes and he's telling us to do our part to save the planet from global warming by using "alternative methods of fuel." Oh, but that was after riding down the red carpet on a Harley and just before the Scientology pushing arse proceeded to suggest we move to other planets and live in domes. Nice, Mr. 800 tons of carbon emissions producer!
Xenu believer Travolta made some interesting statements while in Britain for the premier of his latest movie, "Wild Hogs.":
"It [global warming] is a very valid issue," Travolta declared. "I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities.
"Everyone can do their bit. But I don't know if it's not too late already. We have to think about alternative methods of fuel.
"I'm probably not the best candidate to ask about global warming because I fly jets.
"I use them as a business tool though, as others do. I think it's part of this industry – otherwise I couldn't be here doing this and I wouldn't be here now."
Momma Thetan looks ok but Scientology still weirds me out. Click here for more on Elfman or here for more Shooters premier pics.
Last night + hair at Mtv studios in NYC. Wrong-wrong-sooo-wrong!
I haven't seen Jenna Elfman since that heinous Dharma & Greg was cancelled.
Jenna's a Scientology freak...You know, that made up sh*t that charges boat loads of money to brainwash "audit" you?
What-the-f*ck-ever!
