No Britney Here

I am so damn hungover...my neighbors made me drink 500 mojitos and I'm paying for it. However, I would never show up ANYWHERE looking like the drag queen above, rapper Lil' Mama. What? She's really a girl? GTF outta here! Seriously? Damn.

Do you guys wake up in the middle of the night after partying? I was up from 3 a.m. to 4:45 or so guzzling water, peeing, counting sheep...trying to forget about the Britney Spears fiasco.

I refuse to do 10 posts about said fiasco because, well, I could give a shite. "MTV changed the performance for insurance reasons" - "Britney overheard Sarah Silverman rehearsing her act and it pissed her off/hurt her fealings so she just walked through the performance"....WAH WAH WAH. Anything her "camp" says is nothing but a cover-up...trying to "save face."

WTF?! A-W-F-U-L!

Britney's VMA performance was nothing MTV said it was going to be and everything we knew it would.

There was no "Criss Angel making her disappear"...no singing...no killer dancing.

We weren't completely shortchanged though: There was horrendous lip synching...a "woman" looking completely unsure of herself (Cheeto hangover fo sho)...and a terrible dance effort.

Sorry to say it but NitBrit's "performance" career is over. Capital 'O' to the 'R'. Prove us wrong Brit.

Brit's Confirmed, Bitch!

Here's a Britney Spears promo shot for her upcoming VMA performance in Las Vegas Sunday night.

Ugh. Why is she always trying so hard to be sexy. We know how Britney rolls. I live in the South and she certainly doesn't represent the South. We don't have all of our lady bits hanging out. Of course, in these parts, the majority of us are transplants from elsewhere (San Diego here).

Perhaps in homage to the glittery magic of Las Vegas, Spears consulted with illusionist Criss Angel, star of A&E’s “Mindfreak,” on “some of the moments of the performance,” said Jesse Ignjatovic, the executive producer of this year’s VMAs.

As for what we can expect from Ms. Spears, Ignjatovic wouldn’t give up the goods, but promised fans would be thrilled.

“You can expect the things we want and expect from Britney - that will all be there,” he said. “What I’ve seen of it is great. She’ll be dancing, performing, doing her thing. That’s exactly what we all want. Fans that are familiar with her performance on previous VMAs will not be disappointed.”

Wish you luck, bitch!
Wait, not done...all of this makes me want to look at this gem of a video again. Enjoy!

Britney's Having A Breakdown! Episode 1

Fergie At Australian MTV VMAs

Fergie not only hosted the Australian MTV Video Music Awards, she also performed AND won the Sexiest Video award for "Fergalicious." Nice job mama!

The last two photos are from a photocall. Nice of her to show her support for Snoop "banned from Australia" D-O-Double-G but I'm not diggin' the outfit one bit.

Pink At Australian MTV VMAs

This first picture of Pink at the Australian MTV Video Awards is one of the best awards show photos I have ever seen! She's being funny about it but you know all the artists are feeling like that.

Her performance looks like it kicked arse too. You'll find a great performance/show with almost any artist that is clearly having fun entertaining everyone.

Our rockin' chica won Best Female Artist & Download of the Year. CONGRATS P!NK! Love you babe.

These are all HQ pics - ENJOY!

Beyonce' Buys Seashells By the Seashore

The stars are arriving in Australia for the Australian MTV Awards Sunday night but Beyonce' has already been there since she is currently on tour. These pics were snapped at the Melbourne airport. WTF is she carrying? A big leather seashell? Someone's calling that a purse and selling it for thousands? Only foolios buy that crap.

Can't wait to see my girl Fergie host along with Joel and Benji Madden of Good Charlotte (I could do without them). P!nk, Fergie, Good Charlotte, 30 Seconds To Mars and others will be be performing. Some great pics are sure to come in and I can't wait to share them with you kids. xox

Paris Is a Douchebag

I really try not to be too mean in my posts because it makes me feel dirty and I don't want to ruin my karma - but Paris Hilton deserves it because she spews hate (towards jews, gays & african-americans) and thinks she's the greatest thing ever despite no apparent talent.

With that said, Paris's tools lawyers have threatened to sue MTV if they don't delete a scene from their new show, "ShortCircuitz," in which Paris "plays" a blond ditz who gets pulled over for drunken driving, checks her "What Would Paris Do" bracelet and then proceeds to grind her nastiness all over the police officer, who then says, "I can't arrest you, you're too fabulous." WTF?!

I suppose the sketch was funny to her when she filmed it a couple of months ago after her DUI arrest last September but not so funny after being arrested February 27, for driving with a suspended license - at 11 p.m. at night - with her lights off.

LOSER.

Furtado's Phat

Nelly and Timbaland continued the rounds as they performed on MTV's TRL yesterday, March 19 ('07). -- I love her shoes...they look dangerous.

Joss Stone Does Amsterdam

Gotta love these pics of Joss Stone at MTV studios in Amsterdam. Ms. Stone recently said she smokes the ganja when she wants to and I'm sure she's loving Amsterdam...clearly illustrated in these pics though she is making quite the stink face in the bottom pic.

Fergie Hosting Australian MTV Awards

The Osbourne family bombed...Ashley Simpson sucked...MTV is hoping successful solo-artist Fergie, also of the Black Eyed Peas, will make it better.

The annual Australian MTV Music Video Awards show is set for April 29 at Acer Arena.

Looks like Jared Leto's band 30 Seconds To Mars and Laguna Beach's talentless Kristin Cavalleri will also attend.

Another "Ehh Gawd" MomentThanks John.

Last night + hair at Mtv studios in NYC. Wrong-wrong-sooo-wrong!

Nine days ago - hair = better!

Hey John, Xenu called, he wants his damn pubes back...and he doesn't appreciate you straightening them. He likes 'em curly ya foolio.

Travolta always looks ridiculous when he goes for the extensions and last night at the MTV studios in NYC was no different.

The other pic is of him just nine days ago. Kelly? Where are you? DO SOMETHING. I implore you.