Britney's VMA performance was nothing MTV said it was going to be and everything we knew it would.
There was no "Criss Angel making her disappear"...no singing...no killer dancing.
We weren't completely shortchanged though: There was horrendous lip synching...a "woman" looking completely unsure of herself (Cheeto hangover fo sho)...and a terrible dance effort.
Sorry to say it but NitBrit's "performance" career is over. Capital 'O' to the 'R'. Prove us wrong Brit.