I just keep coming back to the photo of Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifan trying to get into her flat. I can't help but think they would have had an easier time of it had they been wearing Victoria Beckham's SuperShades.
One can do anything with Posh's SuperShades. Snag a hottie footballer. Weigh that of a 10-year-old child without effort. Whatever you want can be yours...with the SuperShades. 
He and Victoria took little Romeo out shopping yesterday. Just them and dozens of razzi.
Take a look at the pic of their backsides. VickyB is wearing a tank top that says, "Show me the money," and it makes me want to throw-up for two reasons: 1) You have plenty of money ya hooch and 2) Tom Cruise (aka Jesus Cruise) famously yelled that phrase in Jerry Maguire back in 1996. I can't stand Jesus Cruise or his psuedo-religion.
I think I just creamed myself (TMI). VickyB's (Victoria Beckham) 2007 Bentley Continental GTC DUB edition is the baddest mamojama around and I want one STAT.
Seriously, that is one gorgeous effin' car and you know it rides like it's floating on big ol' boats of butter - it's that smooth ya'all!
This blogging thing is really paying off though. I'm only $299,000 short of buying my own! Riding shotgun with VickyB will have to suffice until then...but just until then. *sigh*
Victoria Beckham on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno 7/13/07.
Did you catch the Victoria Beckham: Coming to America special last night? Tivo it? No Tivo? It's on again Thursday night but at a later time (maybe 10 pm EST). Don't care? That's cool too.
I've posted a couple of video interviews with VickyB and find her quite funny (much of it is unintentional on her part) and entertaining. Her playful and self-deprecating interviews are such a stark contrast from photos of her looking robotic and bitchy.
-- Click her name link below for past posts including lots of pics and the videos.
The hype from the show will make execs order more. Like I told my husband last night, almost any boring footage can be edited "into funny." VickyB's footage certainly has potential. Unless they used it all last night. *cue tears*
Yeah baby! David Beckham now has his L.A. Galaxy jersey, the introductions have been made, and now he can start training for the moment he starts playing live and in person for me.
Golden Balls is what Vicks refers to her Becks as. Isn't that sweet... 
She did say she was going to try to smile more for us Americans so she doesn't look like a miserable cow but WTF does it matter if she's just going to cover it up?!
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Unless you have been living under a rock (if so, I'm sorry for you.) you know that David and Victoria Beckham have landed in the States and are safely in their $22 million non-ostentatious (yeah right) home in Beverly Hills.
We are minutes away from David stepping out as an L.A. Galaxy star player (his contract and endorsements could be worth up to $250 million). I CAN'T WAIT! Futbol rules and anyone who plays it rules as well.
Vicks has said she plans to smile more for us Americans but from the looks of it, David has been left to smile extra big for the both of them. What a ridiculous media presence as the couple left LAX last night. CRAZY!
I'm seeing a teensy-weensy grin there...she's breaking us in gently.
Let us celebrate this arrival with a bit of creepy cartoon fun:
Victoria Beckham has posted another letter to her fan(s) on her website. Bor-to-the-ing!
Hi everyone
Hope you are all well?
Well I promised you in the last blog that I would keep you up to date with everything that has been going on so here I am. I have been working non-stop the last couple of weeks - but it has been really good getting so much done. I have just wrapped up filming for my new TV show in America. I was also in New York launching my denim range in SAKS - it went really well and I felt incredibly proud seeing something out there that I have worked so hard on. I want to thank everyone who turned up to see me. I have such wonderfully loyal fans, so thank you; it was great to meet so many of you.
I am sure you all know that we went to Madrid for David’s last game for Real Madrid last weekend, it was a very emotional day for us all. I have had a great time living in Spain - the people are wonderful and the country is beautiful.
Before I go - can I just say how incredibly proud I was to win the Glamour magazine Woman Of The Year and Entrepreneur of The Year Awards. I have always had a passion for fashion and business. So to be recognised by Glamour is such a compliment. To finally be good at something and to have people believe in my ideas and allow me to develop products like my jeans, glasses, perfume and book. It really is a dream come true. So a big thank you to everyone for supporting me, especially my family, my boys and David, my wonderful husband, I could not have done any of this without your belief and support. Take care
Victoria
XxX
Real Madrid won the Spanish League title last night and look who turned up to support David Beckham. None other than Tom Cruise, prisoner Katie Holmes and of course Victoria Beckham and the couple's three sons, Brooklyn, Romeo & Cruz.
It was David's last game for Real Madrid as he and his family will move to Los Angeles this July/August since he signed a huge deal to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy.
The adults then left the chirrens at home and partied until 7 a.m. when the Mothership landed to take Tom and Katie home.
Luckily, Victoria's boobs and Katie's new 'do were able to attend...
Oh look, Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes doing what stars do best - shop. The girls hit up Marc Jacobs in Beverly Hills the other day...amongst others.
AND LOOK: Vicky is *gasp* smiling! 
David and Victoria Beckham are moving to the States this summer as David signed a bazillion dollar deal to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy football team (soccer for Americans) - if you hadn't already heard.
Word came this weekend they finally ;) found a mansion/McMansion for their family in Beverly Hills to the tune of $22 million or so. Over 13,000 square feet, 6 bedrooms & 9 bathrooms. What a shack.
This old video was emailed to me so I thought I'd include it with a bit of info on the new casa. So we can all go on living now - the Beckhams have a home. This is some of Ali G's funniest work. 
Thanks to Angela for the video heads up!
Here are some pics of peroxide blond Beckham in the Real Madrid v Atletico Bilbao match in Spain the other night...
Victoria Beckham wanted to make sure she didn't miss the opportunity to play the "Dirty Cop" in the upcoming "Village People 'Do' the World" porno so she high tailed it to L.A. Friday (April 27) and was photographed, in costume, upon her arrival at LAX.
Looks like she thought her nippleees would have a hypnotizing affect so she made sure they were at attention and quite visible. Good luck Vicky!
RoboSpice, Victoria Beckham, celebrated her 33 birthday Tuesday, April 17, by doing some shopping in Paris with hubby David Beckham.
Looks like turning 33 makes one start wearing a bra. FABULOUS! Good to see. Still don't like David's hair but I love a man in jeans and a white tee. YUMMY.
Even though my future second husband David Beckham was injured recently and will be unable to play football for 4-6wks - he and his current wife were able to hit YSL in Madrid to do a little shopping. Awww, I got a tear in my eye seeing him with his cane. BAHHHHH! What the hell is on her shoulder?! Is that a scarf or coat stuffed in her purse or is that her purse? Either way it's ugly.
Yep, still joined at the hip. The robozombies are pictured here leaving Spago Beverly Hills on Monday.
Upchuck to Posh: RESIST SCIENTOLOGY! Don't become Xenu's new love!
Speaking of that mess...enjoy the artwork below from Gallery of the Absurd...So damn funny:
Here are some more shots of Pencil Spice: Click to enlarge...
