Ugly criers are the best!

Kelly Osbourne has finally made her West End debut in Chicago...and now we can all breathe again. She actually looked as pretty as possible but all of that is overshadowed by this amazing photo of her mom, Sharon Osbourne.

Seriously, that's the hottest effing picture ever. The new beauty standard by which all others will be judged.

Apparently Kelly did a good job because Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse were in the crowd and helped applaud Kelly's effort. Wait a second, the ano-roin-crack-n-coke chicks were cheering for their drug dealer who sprinted into the theater at the end of the show to deliver the girls their "package"! My bad. I always misread these situations.

Osbourne, Dion, Carey Worst Singers Ever

I recently heard readers of British magazine Q - voted Ozzy the "worst singer of all time" with Celine Dion and Mariah Carey at the top as well. Elvis Presley was voted the "best voice of all time" - really? I mean, I know he was good...but all time?
-- Also on the list of those who suck-eth: Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit & Yoko Ono. Never thought I'd see those two in the same sentence.