Friday, March 16, 2007

Ehh Gawd...Check out Doherty's Sore

Ick. Kate Moss and Pete Doherty headed to the airport to jet off to Sir Philip Green's 60th birthday bash in the Maldives. Pete, wearing an oh-so-sexy sore near his lips, took a humongous suitcase with him - more like a purse - packed with a beer and some sort of appliance.

These two are just beyond nasty. Thank you both for making me vurp. Blech.

LaLohan & Mama Mooch Hit Chanel

Because shopping rids you of all your problems? I want to smack her...badly.

Courteney & Coco!

Coco is a tiny little thing like her mom. These were snapped as they left Ed's Diner yesterday, March 15 ('07). I wasn't kidding when I said L.A. is the "Land of Range Rovers".

No "Blog" for the "*itch"

Vogue is expanding their Web site in an effort to become more involved with the iternet. Looks like they've figured out that it's not going anywhere.

Well, Ms. "Devil Wears Prada" muse herself, Anna Wintour, is as picky with words as she is with her wardrobe.

Page Six reports that, according to one "Vogue-er", "They are expanding the Vogue Web site and getting more involved with the Internet. But Anna hates the word 'blog' so much, she refuses to call anything on her site a blog and has charged her staff with coming up with a new word that isn't as garish-sounding. She wants it ASAP - in time for launch." However, a source close to Wintour said, "Anna just doesn't want people to refer to stories as blogs, because they're not. It's an improper use of the word." A rep said, "Anna has nothing against blogs."

So kids - what shall the new word be? Vlog for Vogue blog? SUYB for stick-up-your-butt? They'll probably go with ANNA.

Anna Nicole Smith Roundup


Today's events so far:

Larry Birkhead (pictured above), Anna Nicole's ex-boyfriend and self-appointed father of Smith's daughter, Dannielynn Hope, fired attorney Debra Opri today just hours before a custody hearing in the Bahamas.

Earlier this week:
-- A computer that Anna Nicole's nurse was using in the room when Smith died has been confiscated.

-- Seminole tribal police and Bahamian authorities began meeting to discuss the probe into Anna Nicole Smith’s death, but prosecutors in Florida said Wednesday no homicide investigation was under way...“We are continuing to help law enforcement agencies and the medical examiner as they try and figure out the nature of this death,” said Ron Ishoy, Broward County state attorney’s office spokesman. “This is not a homicide investigation."

-- Fox News's own pompous *ss, Bill O'Reilly, is being sued for $10 million for defamation by another potential Dannielynn father (so the guy says), Prince von Anhalt (pictured above). It has been reported that von Anhalt actually bought his title from a broke princess.

O'Reilly said this on air: “Look, this guy’s a fraud,” O’Reilly said, according to a transcript of the show posted on the network’s Web site. “We know he’s a fraud. But let’s — what I want to talk about is — he’s done. His credibility is — is finished."

In the suit, von Anhalt alleges O'Reilly's on-air comments have harmed his reputation - that since O'Reilly's show aired, people give him dirty looks when he goes to the grocery store. Clearly he doesn't think throwing his hat in the ring as Dannielynn's potential father could draw the stares and snickers.

“They say, ‘Look, here comes the fraud,’ ” he said. “I get lots of e-mails from people bad-mouthing me. It’s very embarrassing.”

...Will this be wrapped up this year let alone in the next few weeks? Ridiculous.

Kirsten Wins at ShoWest & Michelle Pfeifer Stands the Test of Time

For those of you who love KiDu you will be proud to know she won "Female Star of the Year" at ShoWest Thursday night, March 15 ('07). Congrats KiDu!


...and Michelle Pfeifer makes me feel ugly. And I'm pretty young.


Hayden & Milo LOVE the Stanley Cup

Everyone's favorite cheerleader was snapped making out with hockey's greatest trophy - the Stanley Cup. Wouldn't catch me kissing it considering the number of hands that have touched it! Hayden Panettiere & Milo Ventimiglia look great!

Smallville's Kristin Kreuk

Kristin was snapped grabbing the proverbial Starbucks in L.A. yesterday, March 15, 2007. That's definitely the face of Neutrogena. Did you know she has been the face of Neutrogena longer than anyone before her - including Mischa Barton, Jennifer Love Hewitt & Mandy Moore? No small feat! -- Here's a wedding promo shot from Smallville. PRETTY.