NOT Being Arrested Would Be THE Surprise

Kate Moss's ex, rocker Pete Doherty, was arrested for "suspected drug possession" at 2 a.m. this morning in east London. SHOCKING! Just hours before, the Babyshambles frontman and band performed at the V festival.

Looks like that implant in his stomach that's supposed to help him quit drugs isn't working so well. It was less than two weeks ago a judge told him he'd be going to jail if he didn't quit. Doherty has a history of crack, heroin, ketamine, weed and lawdy knows, what else use.

I've moved him to #1 on my celebrity death pool list though it is a tough call between Doherty and Amy Winehouse. So sad.

Doherty Rehabbing Again

Kate Moss broke up with rocker Pete Doherty (again) and dude has been declining (don't ask me how you decline from rock bottom...hell?) but he is finally back in rehab (so what if it was court ordered).

He's been admitted to Detox 5 clinic in Harrogate, Yorkshire. He admitted himself a week ago stayed less than a day. Treatment runs about $6,500 a day and I'm wondering who the hell is paying for his treatment considering tabloid reports have had him living in a car and, more recently, in a garage with ten kittens (WTF?!), since the Moss break up.

Lila Grace with Doherty Pains Me to No End

Kate Moss, Pete Doherty & little Lila Grace. Eh gawd.

I know Doherty is supposedly getting clean again but it still really pains me to see him around children. And personally speaking ('cause it's my blog), I think Moss should wear a bra if she's going to wear a see-through shirt while hanging out with her daughter in public. Come on already. -- The trio was snapped "happy" as can be at the Isle of Wight music festival in England last week. Click the link and visit the gallery for lots of pictures.

Moss-Doherty The Most Disgusting Couple EVER

Kate Moss is looking nasty and worn out...Pete Doherty looks like the junkiest of the junkies. His sores are spreading!

I know people on drugs pick at their skin but he is over the top nasty. What the hell does she get from being with this guy?!

This week she has been seen hanging out a window and wearing a bloody razor blade necklace. SOMEBODY GET HER KID AWAY FROM HER!

The Sore & The Snort(er)

Uhhh, what's that white stuff Kate?

Kate Moss is back in London after her trip to Los Angeles, California, over the last week and a half.

Moss and her nasty boyfriend, Pete Doherty, were snapped separately outside of 12 Bar Club in the West End of London where Doherty was to play.

Sunny & Cher They Are Not

Dumbarse druggy Pete Doherty actually sounds quite good in this "leaked" video of him and Kate Moss hanging around - possibly at her Cotswald home/retreat.

He really seems to care less that Kate is walking around and swinging around him with nothing but panties and a see-through-netty-dress. Enjoy.

More Than One Thing Wrong with These Pics!

The obvious wrongness is Pete Doherty being allowed to play with Kate Moss's daughter. WTF? A known druggy and alcoholic...smart.

Secondly, that nasty sore by his mouth is GROWING! What did he do to get that sore? You know he plays with it in the mirror when he's high on his crack or heroin. Ehh gawd, I just vurped. BLECH. The first time this week though - that's not too bad!

This is what it looked like March 15-16. Just disgusting.

Ehh Gawd...Check out Doherty's Sore

Ick. Kate Moss and Pete Doherty headed to the airport to jet off to Sir Philip Green's 60th birthday bash in the Maldives. Pete, wearing an oh-so-sexy sore near his lips, took a humongous suitcase with him - more like a purse - packed with a beer and some sort of appliance.

These two are just beyond nasty. Thank you both for making me vurp. Blech.

Babyshambles P.O.'d at Doherty

Known f'up Pete Doherty has really infuriated his Babyshambles bandmates because he has started writing songs for their new album not with his mates - but with Kate. Kate has been known to take the stage and sing with the band but this is a bit much for the band's members.:

He keeps calling her his 'muse' and she says he's her 'inspiration'.

"The band don't mind Kate getting up on stage and performing with them the odd time, but writing the album with them is different."

Pete and Kate have been reading Wordsworth and Emily Dickinson to get inspiration for the new album, which will be released by Parlophone before Christmas.

A pal said: "They are both very excited by the work they've done together so far and spend most weekends at Kate's Cotswolds home writing lyrics together.

"Kate is mainly helping Pete with the lyrics, though she's also trying to help with some of the melodies.

"She keeps saying that modelling is just visual and she is really enjoying using her mind and discovering how to be a poet. She has found the whole experience of being creative with Pete incredibly inspirational. She thinks he's a brilliant genius of our age."

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The Dirty Couple: Moss & Doherty

Eww...too much money and free time...these two are rotten.

Kate treated Doherty to a helicopter ride for his 28th birthday. Why not take your little daughter Kate? By the way - check out the rings on the ring fingers...secretly married? Whatever. They're both in my "dead pool" for dying in the next 2yrs. Drugs are no joke people.

Today's Not Surprising News: Kate Moss Too Trashed to Present NME Award

Kate Moss was supposed to present a band Primal Scream with the "Godlike Genius" gong at the Shockwave NME awards in London last night, however, chica was too trashed to do so. When handlers went looking for her before she was due to present, they found her "in the toilets looking absolutely slaughtered."

She had been seen and heard earlier fighting with junky boyfriend Pete Doherty. Pete had even been intercepted by bouncers after he "picked up a spoon off the table and went towards the toilets." ** Someone wanted to cook some drugs didn't he! ** Additionally, the NME site reports they had actually been asked to leave - "Later they were both caught in a dark alleyway at the back of the building. So we got their own security guards to put them in a car and take them home." ** Mick Jones of Clash fame had to step in and do the honors.**

~ Would these two just get on with it and either get clean or o.d. Poor Moss's little girl...Oh, and I forgot to mention that earlier in the day Kate had been voted Sexiest Female. Wow, great taste people - great taste. ~ Click the thumbnail below to see Slobherty feed the penguins weed. What an idiotic a**hole.

Kate & Pete: Back To The Future

Is it just me or do these two look like a rough European tourism ad from the 50's/60's or something? What's with everyone always puffing on a ciggy? They looked about as equally pretty here as they do here.

Pete Doherty Caught Drugging Again on Video

Is this really a surprise to anyone?

The People.co.uk is reporting that one of Pete's "friends" used his cell phone to videotape the loser, 27, " hoovering up line after line of the nightmare cocktail, which he fondly calls CK."

Anyone want to start a death pool?



This isn't a new pic but something tells me he probably looks about the same.