Lila Grace with Doherty Pains Me to No End

Kate Moss, Pete Doherty & little Lila Grace. Eh gawd.

I know Doherty is supposedly getting clean again but it still really pains me to see him around children. And personally speaking ('cause it's my blog), I think Moss should wear a bra if she's going to wear a see-through shirt while hanging out with her daughter in public. Come on already. -- The trio was snapped "happy" as can be at the Isle of Wight music festival in England last week. Click the link and visit the gallery for lots of pictures.

Mossy Moss

Kate Moss was snapped leaving the Topshop offices in London today.

You could anchor a yacht between those thighs. Looks bizarro.

Your Shoes Suck Kate

They just don't work. No amount of cocaine-hungry for a steak-druggy-cool can make those things work on you. Sorry Ms. Kate Moss.

You can "I Spy" a bit of Moss's daught, Lila Grace, in these pics. Click for a better view.

And seriously, if I didn't know it was Kate Moss in this last pic I would've thought Mick Jagger had gotten some extensions and died his hair blond. For realzies...Ewwwww.

Who's More Wrecked

I'm taking a break from house demands and thought I would get a couple of posts done (I've been preoccupied all morning!) and have a little snack before heading to coaching duties...Then I saw the picture above of singer Amy Winehouse and I've completely lost my appetite.

Yeah, she's an awesome singer - a true original - but dayum! Get that thing fixed. Ewww.

The pic below is of Winehouse and Kate Moss at the Barney's (NYC) party to celebrate the U.S. launch of her clothing line for Topshop. You too can own crappy clothing Kate will really never wear! -- Amy's face looks alright from the side...Kate looks wrecked big time.

Wanna Own Your Very Own Junky-Jizz Receptable?

What's that smell you ask? Smells like a Pete Doherty junky-jizz receptacle. Ehgawd, I think I just upchucked...again (been sick this week).

The Daily Mail is running these two pics of the painted bronze sculptures (& 1 unpainted) of Kate Moss on display at the Mary Boone gallery in Manhattan.

The artist, Marc Quinn, says they represent "an image, and the way it is twisted and sculpted by our collective desire".

Makes sense. My collective desire tells me she's gross.

Surprise! Moss's Clothes Are Cheap and Worthless!

London's Daily Mail got some regular chickies together to try on their Kate Moss designed (yeah right) purchases from Topshop and let's just say they feel pretty robbed. Click the pics for a closer view.

Why would she consider designs for the average girl/woman? She's a selfish snob is all it boils down to...you know she calls everyone a fat ass behind closed doors.

Dead Eyes Posing

Kate Moss looked straight up drugged as she "made like a mannequin" at the official launch presentation of her fashion line for Topshop in London.

I could care less about an overpaid waif who chooses to live her life drunk, stoned & with a seriously addicted nasty boy. Can you tell it's bedtime?

Kate Gets An 'F' For Creativity

Blogger is still having problems uploading pics so these will have to do for now. Sorry!

The Daily Mail has done a side-by-side comparison of some of the clothes dirty/overrated Kate Moss has "designed" for her Topshop collection and the resemblances are blatantly obvious in some and downright identical in others.








Way to work hard there Mossy.

P.S. Drop the zero. That guy is the most digusting man I've seen in a long time.

Moss-Doherty The Most Disgusting Couple EVER

Kate Moss is looking nasty and worn out...Pete Doherty looks like the junkiest of the junkies. His sores are spreading!

I know people on drugs pick at their skin but he is over the top nasty. What the hell does she get from being with this guy?!

This week she has been seen hanging out a window and wearing a bloody razor blade necklace. SOMEBODY GET HER KID AWAY FROM HER!

The Sore & The Snort(er)

Uhhh, what's that white stuff Kate?

Kate Moss is back in London after her trip to Los Angeles, California, over the last week and a half.

Moss and her nasty boyfriend, Pete Doherty, were snapped separately outside of 12 Bar Club in the West End of London where Doherty was to play.

3 Girls Walk Into A Bar...

Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Kate Moss were spotted deep in conversation Friday night at one of Lohan's favorite places (in my hotel of choice) Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, and later continued the fun in a guest's suite.

A party guest says, "They looked like they were having fun in a sober way..." (you know, a sober way such as body shots, lotsa of bathroom stall sharing, some flashing of the naughty bits). " With so many stars coming out of rehab lately, it seems they can all lean on each other for support."

Yeah, and I'm a recovering chocoholic that only bathes in the sweet tasting, velvety smooth, intoxicating scent of coco. Upchuck's calling bullshite again. -- Let's hope some pictures surface soon!

Moss & Lila Grace

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are reportedly filming a documentary of themselves that will be pieced together from video diaries. Which would explain the videos of them floating around the Web.

The snorting, crazy couple, who claim “Sonny and Cher we are not,” have reportedly filmed footage of themselves at home, during nights out in London and in a helicopter they hired for Pete’s birthday.

Kate is now in LA with daughter Lila Grace and my super sleuth abilities tell me they hit Disneyland or a Disney store. I'm a genius. Hold the applause.

Sunny & Cher They Are Not

Dumbarse druggy Pete Doherty actually sounds quite good in this "leaked" video of him and Kate Moss hanging around - possibly at her Cotswald home/retreat.

He really seems to care less that Kate is walking around and swinging around him with nothing but panties and a see-through-netty-dress. Enjoy.

Kate Moss Losing Her Sexiness? SHOCKING. Right.

Is Kate Moss not the vixen she used to be? The Daily News UK is suggesting dirty-bird Moss is in danger of not making FHM's Top 100 Sexiest Women In the World list.

She first made the list 10yrs ago but it looks like her hard-partying and association with known druggy, Pete Doherty, are muddling Moss's appeal because she is . I can't imagine why any man would find the likes of what we see in the above picture unattractive. Why, that's just shocking.

FHM executive editor Chris Bell said: "Kate's size zero look might be winning her million dollar fashion contracts, but the average guy on the street prefers someone much more womanly."

Yeah, but the same dudes who are not voting for Moss ARE voting for Keira Knightley who can hardly be considered womanly with her stick thin figure.

An interesting tidbit is that Moss will be using her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, Irina Lazareanu, as a model for her new line of clothing for Topshop - set to launch May 1.

Below are two pics of Moss with daughter Lila and Kelly Osbourne...

Ehh Gawd...Check out Doherty's Sore

Ick. Kate Moss and Pete Doherty headed to the airport to jet off to Sir Philip Green's 60th birthday bash in the Maldives. Pete, wearing an oh-so-sexy sore near his lips, took a humongous suitcase with him - more like a purse - packed with a beer and some sort of appliance.

These two are just beyond nasty. Thank you both for making me vurp. Blech.

Babyshambles P.O.'d at Doherty

Known f'up Pete Doherty has really infuriated his Babyshambles bandmates because he has started writing songs for their new album not with his mates - but with Kate. Kate has been known to take the stage and sing with the band but this is a bit much for the band's members.:

He keeps calling her his 'muse' and she says he's her 'inspiration'.

"The band don't mind Kate getting up on stage and performing with them the odd time, but writing the album with them is different."

Pete and Kate have been reading Wordsworth and Emily Dickinson to get inspiration for the new album, which will be released by Parlophone before Christmas.

A pal said: "They are both very excited by the work they've done together so far and spend most weekends at Kate's Cotswolds home writing lyrics together.

"Kate is mainly helping Pete with the lyrics, though she's also trying to help with some of the melodies.

"She keeps saying that modelling is just visual and she is really enjoying using her mind and discovering how to be a poet. She has found the whole experience of being creative with Pete incredibly inspirational. She thinks he's a brilliant genius of our age."

[source]

The Dirty Couple: Moss & Doherty

Eww...too much money and free time...these two are rotten.

Kate treated Doherty to a helicopter ride for his 28th birthday. Why not take your little daughter Kate? By the way - check out the rings on the ring fingers...secretly married? Whatever. They're both in my "dead pool" for dying in the next 2yrs. Drugs are no joke people.

Today's Not Surprising News: Kate Moss Too Trashed to Present NME Award

Kate Moss was supposed to present a band Primal Scream with the "Godlike Genius" gong at the Shockwave NME awards in London last night, however, chica was too trashed to do so. When handlers went looking for her before she was due to present, they found her "in the toilets looking absolutely slaughtered."

She had been seen and heard earlier fighting with junky boyfriend Pete Doherty. Pete had even been intercepted by bouncers after he "picked up a spoon off the table and went towards the toilets." ** Someone wanted to cook some drugs didn't he! ** Additionally, the NME site reports they had actually been asked to leave - "Later they were both caught in a dark alleyway at the back of the building. So we got their own security guards to put them in a car and take them home." ** Mick Jones of Clash fame had to step in and do the honors.**

~ Would these two just get on with it and either get clean or o.d. Poor Moss's little girl...Oh, and I forgot to mention that earlier in the day Kate had been voted Sexiest Female. Wow, great taste people - great taste. ~ Click the thumbnail below to see Slobherty feed the penguins weed. What an idiotic a**hole.

Kate & Pete: Back To The Future

Is it just me or do these two look like a rough European tourism ad from the 50's/60's or something? What's with everyone always puffing on a ciggy? They looked about as equally pretty here as they do here.

Supermodel? Yeah, uh, not so much...

Hey loves! Aren't I sexy. No, really, I'm sexy. You don't think so? Well f*ck you and go to bloody hell!...[pause]...Peeeeetey? Be a dahhling love and bring love the coke. [pause pause...still pausing] BRING ME THE F*CKING COKE YOU BLOODY F*CKING EEEDIOT.

Justin brought sexy back -- Kate is working on grinding it into the dirt and taking a poo on it.