I 'ain't pregnant, bitch.

Managers and attorneys are dirty, sleazy, cheats. Rapper Foxy Brown's manager waited until after Foxy was sentenced to a year in jail to comment on the pregnancy rumors...and she's not "with child".

How is it that you let defense lawyers tell the court (in August) that Brown is *3 months* pregnant and then four days after she gets a year in jail - you release a statement saying Brown's going to release a new album while in jail "And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant."

Are you brilliant or playing a dirty game. Dirty game. You're a dirty and opportunistic d**khead.

Foxy Brown is a egomaniacal and angry bicce. Go away.

Gatecrasher's Don't Shoot the Messenger

Which Ivy-educated humanitarian actress has a secret for staying serene during her good work? She tours the developing world in a haze of marijuana smoke.

(Ashley sort-of received an Ivy eduation in that she was a waitress at The Ivy years ago.)

Am I way wrong?

They shouldn't have forgotten their SuperShades.

I just keep coming back to the photo of Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifan trying to get into her flat. I can't help but think they would have had an easier time of it had they been wearing Victoria Beckham's SuperShades.

One can do anything with Posh's SuperShades. Snag a hottie footballer. Weigh that of a 10-year-old child without effort. Whatever you want can be yours...with the SuperShades.

NO! Zeta-Jones is Melting!

What is going on here?! The once shapely and glowing Catherine Zeta-Jones looks way too thin and, dare I say, out of it.

I'm so confused. What is Michael Douglas doing to Cubic Zirconia? He is sucking her blood believing in its youthful powers.

That's it. On behalf of CZJ, I AM SENDING AN URGENT SOS! Get thee some bread and shut off the coke valve!

Umkayyyy

"Things got a little awkward when the reporter asked the couple how their marriage was doing."

~ Actress Diane Lane and husband Josh Brolin at the In the Valley of Elah premier at the Toronto International Film Festival.

The Jessica Simpson Conspiracy

Britney's bomb of a performance at the MTV VMA's has been blamed on anything and everything - except for Britney herself (if you're a Brit fan). Stories of the Spears' backstage drama just keep rolling.

I find it all annoying - there are way too many talented people out there to waste all this time, money, and energy on someone who clearly could give a f**k.

I just thought the pic matched the story so I wanted to share.

Britney Spears’ backstage drama Sunday at the MTV Video Music Awards included her insistence that she wanted to have brown hair.

But she was overruled by her management team and she wore extensions from Jessica Simpson’s Hair-u-Wear line, Vegas Confidential has learned.

Backstage spies say Spears pitched a fit. She had arranged for her own hair stylist to make the trip for $10,000 and “she wanted to go brown, but her people said ‘no way,’” said a backstage source.

Turning 50?...or turning Angelina?

Mandy Moore is fabulously wholesome and self-deprecating and she's clearly growing up, however, this October cover of Lucky magazine just screams "Angelina Jolie is my idol!" or "Hey guys, really, I'm not 16 anymore! Seriously, look at my pencil skirt and cardigan combo in a smart grey-white combo."

She's gorgeous. I'm not harping.

Where'd that come from?

Shakira's was packing serious buttage at the Toronto Airport the other day. She's always wiggly-worming her exposed stomach and hips that I never really noticed her bubble butt. Nice and lifted. Bicce. It's not fair.

I refuse to believe I have to cry during horrible workouts to look like that. Nevermind. I accept my fat ass. Nice. No, not good for my self esteem. Well, accepting my fat ass is good but referring to my fat ass as a fat ass probably isn't. *sigh* I'm off to therapy.