Britney's a Free Bird Y'all

Oh shite, I posted earlier Tuesday that Britney would be released from rehab this week and, uh, lock up your stuff 'cause SHE IS OUT!

Her publicist released a statement:

"Britney Spears has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program. We ask that the media respects her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

Let's hope she stays cleaner than dumbass LaLohan who hasn't stopped partying since she left rehab (not that she spent much time at the facility anyway).

Good luck BritBrit - you're arse is gonna need it so I'm totally sending you (((((((( "stay healthy - stay clean" )))))))) vibes. Oh, and don't think I won't come and steal those kids from you tards if you revert to your crazy ways!

ON ANOTHER NOTE:
KFed-Ex had to cancel his birthday party in Hollywood tonight at Eleven nightclub...probably because no sponsors were willing to pay the $25k he was asking to host the bash. What a dumb*ss. According to his rep, Kevin "decided that one party was enough." YA THINK?!