Somebody Needs a Beating

Ok, not really a beating because I don't condone violence (unless it's Paris[ite] Hilton getting smacked) but R. Kelly needs to mack on ten humble pies...pronto.

According to Page Six, he said the following in Hip-Hop Soul's latest issue:

"My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now."

First of all, you're an idiot and your music sucks. Secondly, I don't remember any of those guys being arrested and going on trial (which he will have to do this summer) for child pornography! DUMB ASS. I hate that guy.