Two Women & A Pirate Walk Into a Bar...

How can you not giggle when you see John Galliano in his funky get-ups?! Nobody does hunky pirate gear like Johnny Depp.

Galliano, Penelope Cruz & Charlize Theron, hung out together at the Dior Ready-to-Wear show in NYC on Monday.

Click each photo for a much closer view. What's on that girls face below? A rash? It's bizarro.