And if This Bish is Pregnant...

...I'LL PHUCKING CUT SOMEONE...AND IT WON'T BE ME EITHER!

Nicole Richie pregnant is just all sorts of wrong. Drug and alcohol addicted, arrested for heroin possession, arrested for driving the wrong way on a phucking freeway while under the influence of Vicodin and weed...she and Joel "Poser" Madden haven't been together long let alone married...her ass is probably headed to jail after her last arrest...and the bish starves herself...shite pisses me off.

These were snapped at the YSL Pool Party to benefit Center Dance Arts last Thursday. Page Six is reporting she was wearing what looked like an engagement ring:

"It was one big rock surrounded by more diamonds," our source said. Richie refused to talk about the ring. Meanwhile, Madden was "overly attentive to her - keeping his arm around her all night - and repeatedly asked her if she was OK." The cozy couple ate everything on their plates, lobster salad and lamb, but refused all alcohol, which our snarky spy called "a first for her."

Seriously, I'm gonna cut her.

Duff Slams Richie-Madden in New Album

(Hilary in Milan on March 8, 2007)

Hilary Duff has been all over the web lately with her London travels and now Milan...but it's her album release next month that should be the real fun. Dignity has a couple of songs on it directed at her ex Joel Madden and his new girlfriend Nicole "Skeleton" Richie.

The title track features lyrics including, "Where's you dignity? I think you lost it in the Hollywood Hills. Can't buy respect, but you can pick up that bill." The barbed song goes on, "Always with Mr. Right, but when you have a fight/Run into your friend's ex, he's happy to be your next/Tomorrow's paper's coming out so kiss him fast, watch the cameras flash."

Duff's rep confirmed for RadarOnline the songs are about her ex and his new chica.

Richie-Madden Show Off Rings

These two bug me to no end but here's another pic of the rings everyone is talking about. Did they marry or are they just the annoying and childish people we know them to be who feel like pretending they're married?

Oooo, Joel Madden's Sooo Tough

Nicole Richie, fresh off her Sunday hospital visit for dehydration, was feeling good enough to go to dinner at Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills. However, boyfriend Joel Madden was pissy and shoved a razzi out of the way of their car. Dude, if you don't want the razzi on you then 1) Eat in. OR 2) Go to In-n-Out NOT Mr. Chow's in Beverly!

How Ridiculous Is This Photo?!!

LaLoooo-serrrrrs. I hate Paris Hilton and Courtney Love has been working so hard on making her face even fuglier. I thought the purpose of surgery was to make you look better.

That Joel guy just irritates me to no end...total wannabe tough guy...Nicole Richie looks ok but loses points for being with such wankers.