I smellllllll.....
Right Guard for Men, a spoiled brat...
stinky cigarette and fish-n-chips ass...
and skanky cooter fingers with a large helping of a failing US career.
Glad your arse has been banned from the US Ms. Allen. You are ungrateful and incredibly selfish. SUCK IT!
I'm not pissed anymore at Lily Allen for saying shiteous things about America(ns) but I am still annoyed by her. Hence I have deemed the picture above as my favorite picture ever of Ms. Lovely.
These were taken at the Make Space Youth Review photocall. Great cause.
I'm not really ragging Lily Allen for her weight - I don't like doing that - what I am saying is that the smoking is unhealthy (duh) and her legs would really shape up with some exercise. They're looking a whole lot like tree trunks. Maybe I'm still peeved at her for trash talking Americans then quitting her damn tour. Whatever.
And dayum if her brother doesn't look like an uglier version of Matt Damon. Dude could totally get "stand-in" work on a Damon film set.
Lily Allen, after trash talking Americans and performing drunk at concerts in the country, has announced that she is cancelling 20 shows and is headed back to the UK. She'd like us all to believe it's because she is itching to get into the studio to record - but I say it's because Allen is a spoiled brat who can't handle the road and is a big pussy.
You suck Lily. I liked you for a couple of months but you suck now.
Of course they sayyyy the shows will be rescheduled for the end of the year but who knows...and frankly, I don't care anymore. Beotch doesn't deserve our dollars. She should just keep spending daddies money (dad is actor Keith Allen). GOOD RIDDANCE LILY.
Rapper Common is working on his new album "Finding Forever" and UK pop star Lily Allen is recording "Drivin' Me Wild" for the album.
These are some really cool pics from the "Drivin' Me Wild" recording session. 
Lily may still be on my shite list but I still dig her...sorta.
Pop singer Lily Allen already pissed me off when she trash talked and bit the hand(s) that feed her. Last night she disappointed (probably pissed off) fans in Brooklyn, NY, when she pulled out of a gig at the very last minute. No reason has yet been given.
Allen, however, did play at the Fillmore at Irving Plaza Wednesday night. She apparently drank to calm her nerves announced to the crowd, "I'm a little drunk!"
She's now wearing a ring on her ring finger...engaged to ex-beau/beau Seb Chew? Probably not.
Lily has been quoted as saying, "I can't really speak for the American population - I'm so far away from anything they are and stand for."
To which I say, "Take your arse back to Britain and stop accepting our dollars!" What a typical celeb - biting the hand that feeds her. GTFO!
We don't all support this damn war or President Bush - Not all of us are overindulgent - very few of us live like country bumpkins...
She has branded her American fans "backward." Allen has spoken out against the audience at the South By Southwest music festival in Austin, Texas, where she performed two shows earlier this month - insisting the US represents everything she hates.
She says, "It's all very weird here. They're all backward in Texas but not as much as they are in Arkansas and Wyoming where I'm going soon.
I hope people boycott your concerts you little wench. Redeem yourself at once!
The usually friendly Lily Allen cut a razzi's nose last night as she walked from the Wardour nightclub to nearby Groucho Club - a reported distance of one mile - followed by some 20 photogs. Who walks a damn mile from one bar to the other? Couple blocks - even several blocks - sure. A mile? No.
Things were fine for a bit then Lily freaked out and started kicking and hitting the pack of razzi. She would be laughing one minute then cursing the next. BAHHHH!
"She decided to walk the mile or so to the Groucho.
"Halfway there she lashed out at a photographer, cutting his nose. She then tried to kick another photographer."
"As we were nearing the Groucho, she started posing for pictures - then she just lost it and started attacking a female photographer..."
"Her friends had to split up the fight."
If you like Lily Allen or want to hear her live for the hell of it - check out the newly released tour dates below:
Lily Allen is do damn cute - nice to see some meat on a girl's bones - but I wish she'd quit smoking. It stinks. And it's ugly. These pics were snapped at a Fashion Week show...
Lily was voted Worst Dressed at the NME's March 1st. But those same people vpted Kate Moss Sexiest Female....ewwww. For more Lily posts click here.
Lady Sovereign, in typical rapper style, talks sh*t about Lily Allen by saying Lily's successes were fuelled by her father Keith -- that is was too easy.
However, generous Allen retorts, "I've spoken to my dad and he says he'd be happy to adopt you if you think it will give you a leg up.""
What an unattractive shot of her lighting up the ciggy. I can smell the stink thru the pic.
Love her music though!
